LeBron is heading to the Lakers.

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The deal is not imminent, but based upon the pattern of the last four decades, one knows it’s inevitable.

Wilt was shipped to the Lakers. Kareem was “traded” to LA for Junior Bridgeman…Junior Who?

Magic joined Kareem in Los Angeles. Kobe ended up with the Lakers. Ditto for Shaq.

Was it Kobe’s team or Shaq’s team? Kobe’s team.

Next up was Dwight. He was going to Brooklyn…nah…He went to the Lakers.

And soon enough it will be (count on it), LeBron.

Did you notice that surnames are not necessary for this discussion?

Growing up in the turbulent 1960s/1970s in LaLaLand, Sunday night was the roller derby Los Angeles Thunderbirds live from the Olympic Auditorium with Dick Lane at the microphone on KTLA (Channel 5). For many, his voice was just as recognizable as Vin Scully with the Todgers and Chick Hearn with the Lakers.

What was curious was the Thunderbirds never went on the road and they always miraculously won at the end against the likes of the New York Bombers, the Detroit Devils and the Oklahoma Outlaws.

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It seemed as if Roller Derby wanted the Thunderbirds to always win, which drew pleased eyeballs from the second largest media market in the country. Guess some habits never die or never will be permitted to die.

Before the opening of the “Fabulous Forum” on Manchester and Prairie in Inglewood in 1967, the National Hockey League (NHL) was composed of a half-dozen teams.

Today, they are quaintly referred to as the “Original Six.”

Officially, the National Basketball Association now has 30 teams, five teams each in six divisions.

In reality, the NBA has six teams: Boston Celtics, New York Knicks, Chicago Bulls, Miami Heat, the Flavor of the Year (e.g., Oklahoma City Thunder, San Antonio Spurs) and of course…The Franchise, The Los Angeles Lakers.

There are always was and always will be The Lakers…and some big eastern seaboard teams. Everyone else is playing the role of the Washington Generals…err…Washington Wizards.

Could the Green Bay Packers ever exist in the NBA?

The whole notion of a small community banding together to buy essentially worthless stock in its team, and supporting the heck out of them in below-freezing temps, is unimaginable to the NBA.

The Packers winning the Super Bowl over the small-market Pittsburgh Steelers is not what one associates with the NBA. The association glorifies its stars playing for the big-metropolitan-area teams, particularly the anointed one that wears purple and gold in Los Angeles.

The conclusion here is the NFL is strong and confident enough to embrace its small markets, and can even celebrate when two of its smaller franchises contest each other in the Super Bowl.

A bucket-list must for virtually all sports fans is a trip to Lambeau Field (“The Frozen Tundra”) preferably in September or October. Will there ever be fans making pilgrimages to the home of the New Orleans Pelicans or another franchise that serves as mere canon-fodder for the Lakers?

Seems silly to even ask the question.

Is Almost DailyBrett openly suggesting that the NBA is Roller Derby or World Wresting Entertainment (WWE) in drag? Is the fix on? Of course not.

Didn’t NBA Commissioner David Stern prevent Chris Paul from being basically awarded from the destitute New Orleans Hornets/Pelicans to the Lakers? True. He ended up with another LA team, the Clippers.

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There were no such Stern und Drang heroics when it came to Dwight joining Kobe. And when it is time for Kobe to move into the broadcast booth, will The Franchise be left without a first-name only star? The NBA cannot permit that. Dan Patrick will not permit it. Colin Cowherd will not permit it. Jim Rome will not permit it. The LA media market will not permit it.

Write this down: LeBron is heading to the Lakers. The Blazers, Warriors, Suns, Cavaliers, Pelicans will endure season-after-season of deep-down knowing that they never can effectively compete against The Lakers.

It’s just another season in the six-team National Basketball Association.

http://www.latbirds.net/

http://t.foxsports.msn.com/nba/kobe-thinks-he-was-hurt-intentionally-%e2%80%94-again

http://www.danpatrick.com/

http://espn.go.com/espnradio/show?showId=theherd

http://jimrome.com/

http://www.nba.com/

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