‘So guys, it’s just you and your honey. The setting is perfect. But then erectile dysfunction happens again. Plenty of guys have this issue — not just getting an erection, but keeping it.” – Linette Beaumont speaking to millions of men about their problem stiffies.

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Men have been listening to women – particularly confident, intelligent, beguiling, beautiful women — ever since the Book of Genesis.

Wonder if Eve had a British accent?

“Care for an apple, mate?”

Did Adam have to worry about the dreaded four-hour erection? (Almost DailyBrett just hates it, when “that” happens again)

One thing is certain: The First Couple (not referring to Barack and Michelle) did not have HDTV, 60-second television spots or publicly traded pharmaceutical companies looking to break away from competition to revive limp sales performances.

Think of it this way: Adam and Eve were in paradise. Conceivably, Adam was able to perform without a little blue pill … What’s this?

British soap actress Linette Beaumont, 44, is in a gorgeous tropical setting.

She is wearing (not wearing) a very suggestive sarong. She has a come-hither expression.

She is talking to men, directly to men using the Mother Tongue of Empire.

And with it, Pfizer is differentiating its ED pharmaceutical product (e.g., Viagra) from its rival Cialis by Lilly. In particular, Pfizer is talking to millions of men not only about securing an erection, but sustaining it for the length of a lovemaking session. This is a real issue and Linette Beaumont is taking it on with a little sex appeal thrown in.

Besides the world only needs one pair of dueling bathtubs.

“Differentiation” Is A Good Thing

Even though they were only 21-years-old, Mick Jagger and Keith Richards were smart enough to realize the world only needed one, Beatles. The Rolling Stones had to be different, a little more seedy, a little more edgy, and maybe more than a tad bad than the Fab Four. Mission accomplished.

Hertz and Avis both rent cars, but Avis tries harder. United, American and Southwest all fly people to different airports, but Southwest has “festival seating,” happier flight attendants and no fees for checked bags.

Sometimes companies don’t even want to acknowledge the mere existence of rivals (e.g., Coke management in Atlanta to Pepsi management in Purchase, N.Y.), but if a business is worth pursuing it will inevitably draw rivals.

Pfizer may have been first with a workable ED drug in 1998 (e.g., Viagra, the little blue pill), but it eventually drew competition from Lilly’s Cialis and Bayer’s Levitra. Even though the purpose and the effect of these drugs are to promote and sustain what the British call, stiffies, they are relatively the same.

Pfizer and Lilly in particular aimed its television advertising (e.g., sports programming) at the maturing male demographic that is starting to experience hydraulic issues at precisely the wrong time (any time is the wrong time). Lilly’s Cialis was marketed as one every 24-hours, making one ready for prime time anytime.cialis

Cialis employed the dueling bathtubs (still trying to figure that one out) and loving (or soon to be loving) couples stumbling onto the ultimate idea to spice up their intimate lives. Anyone with ESECPN or ESECPN2 via cable or satellite has seen these ads. As a result, we have conjured up how horrible it is to endure the 240-minute salute, and all had a good laugh about it. Virtually all of us (even our female company) are now numb to the daily discussion of erectile dysfunction.

Enter Linette Beaumont and Her Sweeping Blue Sarong

Some have suggested that Linette is talking to women. Don’t think so.

She is talking directly to men, the kind of men who are getting a little concerned about their ability to perform and sustain. She is reassuring and inviting at the same time, just the girl across the pond who wears only a sarong on an unmade bed in an outdoor tropical locale. As they say, ‘Sex sells.’

There is something mesmerizing about the BBDO one-minute spot, which is a huge accomplishment in this bury-your-nose-into-your-mobile- device-“Big-Data” era.

Paid, Earned and Owned media platform integrated marketing communications pros are increasingly challenged about how to rise above the noise in our one-or-two nanosecond, attention-span world.

Linette in her sarong with her native British accent works. BBDO and the management at Pfizer (NYSE: PFE) deserve to take a bow.

Only two questions remain:

Will Linette make a glorious return for the Super Bowl?

If so, what will she (not) be wearing?

Goodbye to the underperforming stiffy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ETKkt2r80

http://adage.com/article/cmo-strategy/pfizer-direct-approach-viagra/295206/

http://www.forbes.com/sites/johnlamattina/2014/10/06/new-viagra-tv-ad-should-be-dropped/

http://www.today.com/money/new-viagra-ad-first-feature-only-woman-2D80183594

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2774693/Viagra-ads-target-women-1st-time.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786867/the-reassuring-british-blonde-soap-actress-s-tv-sensation-woman-advertise-viagra.html

http://www.cialis.com/

http://www.levitra.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blue_Lagoon_(1980_film)

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/british/stiffy

 

 

 

 

 

 

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