“Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. In a most delightful way.” – Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins, 1964

Ready for “Single Payer” or “Medicare for All”?

How about a little “quantitative easing”?

Or how about shelling out for the “estate tax”?

Maybe the U.S. will engage in a little “strategic incursion.”

The doctor says, “This won’t hurt; you will feel a little discomfort.”

Run!sanders

From both sides of the socialism vs. capitalism divide and even into the doctor’s office, we seem to be embracing euphemisms to help the medicine go down in a most delightful way.

These are all examples of public relations pros dreaming up euphemisms, translated as a “mild or indirect word or expression substituted for one considered to be too harsh or blunt when referring to something unpleasant or embarrassing.”

Hmmm … Do you suspect that Senator Bernie Sanders (and others of his ideological ilk) would rather use the terms “Medicare for All” and “Single Payer” as substitutes for nationalization of private health insurance and the subsequent dumping of all HMO, PPO, PLO workers onto the unemployment rolls? (Okay, not the PLO).

Let’s see, UnitedHealth Group has 182,000 employees. Kaiser Permanente has 177,445 workers. Anthem has 51,500; Aetna, 48,800; Cigna, 37,200; Humana, 57,000 …

If “Single Payer” (a.k.a. the government) reigns supreme will private health insurance going bye-bye and all of these workers be heading to the dole? NPR reports that private health insurers would “probably not” be heading into the sunset.

“Probably not?” That’s not reassuring.

Maybe “single payer” is not as benign as the euphemism suggests?

Crank Up the Money Presses

The U.S. Federal Reserve raised interest rates last month by 250 basis points. Does that mean that “quantitative easing” has come to an end? And what the heck is quantitative easing?

How about revving up the money printing presses to stimulate the economy? Let’s not worry about bothersome inflation.QE

In fact, this euphemism for the easy-way-out is alive in well across the pond as Mario Draghi and the European Central Bank (ECB) are considering just that, a little “monetary stimulus” in March.

And if central banks decide to taper back QE or quantitative easing, then markets in turn may have a “taper tantrum.”

No one wants to hear that central banks are printing money to solve economic problems. That’s where “quantitative easing” comes into play. It’s just that easing.

“Death” vs. “Estate” Tax

One side raises the spectre of the insatiable government imposing taxes while the body is still warm.

The other replies that estates are subject to levies (e.g., the upcoming Paris Hilton tax) long after the deceased has been buried or cremated.

Welcome to yet another “Less Filling, Tastes Great” debate. If you are “pro-choice,” the implication is that others are “anti-choice.” If you are “pro-life,” then the obvious parallel is that others are “anti-life.” If you are “progressive,” then logic would dictate that those who dare to have another point of view are “regressive.”

Why can’t we all get along?

Strategic Incursion

Invasions are just so messy.

They conjure up images of Genghis Khan, Napoleon’s Grand Armee and Hitler’s Panzers.

Even worse are thoughts of rape, pillage and burn.

So why not have a little “strategic incursion” instead with some “boots on the ground?”

Recently, Iraq publicly complained about Turkish “incursions” into Kurdish areas within its borders. Are we talking about an invasion or are we referencing “strategic incursions?”

Almost DailyBrett will make the call: “Incursion” is a much nicer word than “Invasion.”

“A Little Bee Sting”

Catheters are just so wrong.catheter

They are inserted into very narrow openings.

They are supposed to just drop out or cause us to feel a little “discomfort.”

As opposed to blood-curdling pain?

At the risk of venturing into the territory of TMI: No one is ever going to insert another catheter at any time into any part of the corpus of the author of Almost DailyBrett.

“Discomfort” may indeed be the most terrifying euphemism in the English language, yep maybe ever worse than “Single Payer.”

Will a spoonful of sugar help the catheter come out in a most delightful way?

http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/01/22/463976098/debate-sharpens-over-single-payer-health-care-but-what-is-it-exactly

http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/1bf80430-c03d-11e5-846f-79b0e3d20eaf.html#axzz3y5wjLuTx

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/framing-the-debate-estate-vs-death-tax/

http://www.strategic-culture.org/news/2015/09/11/baghdad-condemns-turkish-incursion-into-iraq.html

http://livingwithacatheter.com/catheter-pain/

http://movies.disney.com/mary-poppins

https://www.google.com/#q=euphemism

http://health.usnews.com/health-news/health-insurance/articles/2013/12/16/top-health-insurance-companies

http://www.forbes.com/pictures/eifj45fgii/the-biggest-health-insur/

 

 

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