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“The president of the United States tweeting negative things about your brand (e.g., ESPN) in an environment where you’re already at risk and you’re already on a downward trend, it’s just not what you want to see happening.” – Stephen Beck, cable TV consultant

“ESPN is about sports … not a political organization.” – ESPN President John Skipper

ESPN proclaims itself as “The Worldwide Leader in Sports.”

If that is true then why are so many labeling the troubled network: MSESPN?

Why is an ESPN anchor (e.g., Jamele Hill) taking to Twitter to call the president of the United States as a “White Supremacist” and a “Bigot”? Sounds like politics, not sports.

With the likes of Stephen Colbert, Rachel Maddow and Bill Maher filling up TV screens at other networks, does the avid sports fan tune into ESPN for affirmational political commentary?

Do you think more than a few of ESPN’s remaining viewers may not necessarily agree? More to the point, don’t they just want to watch their game of choice, and check out the highlights on “Sports Center”?

Predictably, Trump replied via his own customary tweet, reminding the world that ESPN is losing subscribers in a fast-and-furious way (e.g., 100 million in 2011 to 87 million now).

Time to sell the stock, Disney shares in particular?

Almost DailyBrett needs to ask a basic question: Why is the so-called “Worldwide Leader in Sports” becoming embroiled in politics when the nation is the most divided since the days of the Civil War?

Does the Bristol, Ct., network appreciate that contrary opinions may actually exist west of the Hudson? See 2016 Electoral College map for details.

Some have questioned why the network presented the Arthur Ashe Award to Caitlyn Jenner, provided sympathetic coverage of Colin Kaepernick not standing for the national anthem, moved Asian announcer Robert Lee out of the broadcast booth, fired conservative two-time World Series winner Curt Schilling, while not terminating Jamele Hill for her presidential broadsides?.

This commentary is not to suggest that ESPN should not cover provocative sports issues (e.g., O.J. Simpson parole hearing), but one cannot fathom the arbitrary direct shots by a sports network anchor at the commander-in-chief.

Analysts have stated that ESPN’s well-documented troubles are a product of market factors including widespread chord-cutting and the growing acceptance of streaming video. Okay. Then why potentially exacerbate the loss of 13 million viewers by angering millions of viewers, who may just happen to be conservative?

There is a reason why Fox News is the consistent ratings leader in cable news, easily beating MSNBC and CNN in the Nielsen Ratings. Why tick off huge swaths of the public?

“Ballmer and Butthead”

Almost DailyBrett earlier questioned Sun Microsystems founder and chief Scott McNealy’s obsession with Microsoft, who he saw as technology’s evil empire.

Thinking he was so friggin’ clever, McNealy drew laughter when he labeled Microsoft’s Steve Ballmer and Bill Gates as “Ballmer and Butthead.”

He also raised eyebrows for making these brash comments while his failing company harbored a $3 per share price. Alas after 28 years, Sun Microsystems went into oblivion having been absorbed by Oracle in 2010.

The connection with ESPN is that a company needs to appreciate its raison d’ etre. What are a corporation’s bread and butter? What is a firm’s brand? What are the meanings of the logo, signage, colors, fonts and style?

Southwest Airlines is “The Low-Fare Airline”; Nike is “Just Do It”; Apple is mainly the iPhone as reaffirmed last week. Sun Microsystems was Java script and servers, but the brand sadly degenerated into becoming synonymous with McNealy’s sophomoric punch lines.

ESPN is the “Worldwide Leader in Sports.” Does it want to be the worldwide leader in left-of-center sports commentary? If so, the network will become a niche player instead of the market-share leader in sports programming.

The adults at Fox Sports will then take over that leadership position, leaving MSESPN to cater to its chosen core of left-of-center “sports” fans.

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http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/15/politics/jemele-hill-espn/

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/15/trump-kicks-espn-where-it-hurts-242785

http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2013/09/tech-ceos-talking-shit-about-their-rivals/mcnealy-shots-on-gates-and-ballmer

https://www.recode.net/2016/5/4/11634208/scott-mcnealy-is-stepping-down-from-the-ceo-job-you-didnt-know-he-had

https://almostdailybrett.wordpress.com/2011/08/12/%E2%80%9Cballmer-and-butthead%E2%80%9D/

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“You are now starting to chip away at the very basis of sports. If you tell me that they (Penn State) beat you (Ohio State) and it doesn’t matter … you’re starting to worry me.” – ESECPN Football Analyst Joey Galloway

Now that everyone has extracted their knickers-out-of-a-once-in-a-decade twist about the Electoral College, it’s time to focus on what is totally catawampus about the College Football Playoff.

Today, we will be treated on ESECPN to #1 seed SEC-Champion Alabama (13-0) vs. #4 seed Pac-12-Champion Washington (12-1) in the Peach Bowl

That playoff game will be followed by #2 seed ACC-Champion Clemson (12-1) vs. #3 seed Big-10 Champion-wanna-be Ohio State (11-1).

And there lies the problem.

Ohio State did not have the chestnuts to play in its conference championship game, let alone win it.ohiostatefan

So the team that collectively sat on their derrieres at home on the first Saturday of December is playing for our national championship. Almost DailyBrett has a major bone to pick with that, but who cares about those folks living in rural college towns across the fruited plain?

Their opinions don’t really matter, do they?

If you listened to the biased talking heads at America’s most political sports network, ESECPN, safely located east of the Hudson River, you would learn from the likes of Kirk “Kiffin” Herbstreit (e.g., Ohio State, 1989-1993) and Joey Galloway (e.g., Ohio State, 1991-1994), the real issue was … Washington’s non-league schedule.

Almost DailyBrett will never be accused of being in the tank for the hated Huskies, but Washington played and beat the Famous Potatoes Bowl champion Idaho (8-4), Portland State (3-8) and Big-10 member, Rutgers (2-10).

Nonetheless, the Dawgs won the Pac-12 conference with a dominating 41-10 win over Colorado. Washington played and won a major conference championship game, and deserves to be one of the final four.

Ohio State, which played one less game than the other three contenders did indeed play and beat Oklahoma on the road in non-league. The Buckeyes also triumphed over the aforementioned Rutgers as well, but lost to Penn State on the road in a series of special teams’ brain farts.

STATE COLLEGE, PA - OCTOBER 22: Grant Haley #15 of the Penn State Nittany Lions returns a field goal block 60 yards for a touchdown in the fourth quarter during the game against the Ohio State Buckeyes on October 22, 2016 at Beaver Stadium in State College, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Justin K. Aller/Getty Images)

STATE COLLEGE, PA – OCTOBER 22: Grant Haley #15 of the Penn State Nittany Lions returns a field goal block 60 yards for a touchdown in the fourth quarter during the game against the Ohio State Buckeyes on October 22, 2016. (Photo by Justin K. Aller/Getty Images)

Penn State went on to play and beat Wisconsin 38-31 to win the Big-10 outright. And now the Nittany Lions are getting ready to play in … the Rose Bowl.

Wait.

Penn State beat Ohio State. Penn State played in the Big-10 championship game Dec. 2 at Lucas Oil Can Stadium. Penn State won that game and won the conference championship.

And yet Urban Meyer (what parents in their right mind would ever-name their kid, “Urban”?) and the big, bad Buckeyes are in the playoff.

This seems fine for Ohio State homer and apologist Herbstreit, but even Buckeye Galloway had some momentary problems with this scenario.

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Was the “controversy” about Washington’s non-league schedule a smoke-screen to deflect attention from the inarguable fact that Ohio State was simply not good enough to play for its own conference championship … and that should extend to the national championship?

There Should Be A Rule

“We come back to our protocol and that is identifying the four very best teams in college football. Conference championships [are] only piece, one metric of the conversation we have.” – CFP Committee Chairman Kirby Hocutt

The “protocol” needs to change.

Ohio State is the only non-conference champion to ever play for the national championship during the playoff era. The Buckeyes may hoist the trophy on January 9, but that fact still does not change the fact that Ohio State should be in the Rose Bowl playing USC … not the college football playoff.

Almost DailyBrett has previously argued that Rose Bowls are precious, and certainly playing in Pasadena is ample reward for an 11-1 Ohio State also-ran.

Some may point out the Big-12 conference with only 10 teams and thus no-championship game would be excluded from a new “protocol” in which a conference game winner must be the basis for consideration for the playoff.

Oklahoma (yes, which did lose to Ohio State) still won its conference with a 9-0 record, 10-2 overall. Ohio State did not win its conference. Period.

If Almost DailyBrett had its way, a team that did not win its conference, let alone play in its conference championship game (if applicable) should not be eligible for the national championship playoff.

The controversial team this year was Ohio State – not Washington. The team which was screwed out of the final four was Big-10 champion Penn State, the only team to beat Ohio State.

It doesn’t get any simpler than that unarguable point.

http://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/why-ohio-state-washington-made-college-football-playoff-over-penn-state-michigan/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirk_Herbstreit

https://www.landof10.com/ohio-state/kirk-herbstreit-and-joey-galloway-spar-over-penn-state-and-ohio-state

http://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/players/joey-galloway-1.html

http://www.gohuskies.com/schedule.aspx?schedule=249

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https://almostdailybrett.wordpress.com/2013/11/21/rose-bowls-are-precious/

 

 

 

 

 

“Nothing good happens after midnight.” – Prominent parental admonition

This is a direct violation of the ‘Rule of Stupids’: Don’t do stupid things, in stupid places, at stupid times, around stupid people.” – ESPN football analyst Trevor Matich

Senior TCU quarterback Trevone Boykin expected to wake up this morning, ready to play his last college game of his star-studded career.boykin-arrest-mug

He was going to be licking his chops, ready to take on Oregon’s bend-and-sometimes-break defense.

After today’s Alamo Bowl, he was looking forward to taking the next lucrative step into the NFL.

Instead, there is no final college game.

There is no playing in the Alamo Bowl against Oregon.

Instead of facing the Duck defense, he is staring at a third degree felony assault charge against a police officer, resisting arrest and public intoxication.

Make that public humiliation too.

More Than Violating Curfew

“Even if Boykin was not drinking, being in a bar with people who are drinking … that is a stupid place with stupid people at a stupid time, especially if you are the starting quarterback with NFL aspirations of a team playing in a massive bowl game.” – Trevor Matich

It may sound boring, but Almost DailyBrett contends there is simply something wonderful about putting your head on the pillow, dreaming about future football glory and NFL millions.

Alas, Boykin selfishly evaded his team’s curfew check with wide receiver teammate, Preston Miller, and headed out into the San Antonio nightlife less than 72 hours before the Alamo Bowl. patsanantonio

They ended up at Pat O’Brien’s, where drinks were served and punches were thrown. One of Boykin’s haymakers landed on one of San Antonio’s finest. Not only were Boykin and Miller suspended for today’s game, the starting quarterback spent part of the evening behind bars, needed $5,000 bail, and became the subject of nationwide news … yet another athlete in trouble with alcohol and the law.

Some may quickly conclude that Boykin enjoys the advantage of talent and youth; he has time to recover. And indeed he still has a future. The NFL will remain interested, but one has to ask how far will Boykin’s draft stock drop as a result of his less-than-rocket-science nocturnal wanderings?

NFL scouts have two primary roles: 1.) Identify talent; 2.) Provide warning signs to management. The Indianapolis Colts drafted Peyton Manning with the 1998 first pick; the San Diego Chargers next selected Ryan Leaf. HGH or no HGH, the Colts chose an NFL Hall of Famer (Manning); the Chargers opted for a convicted drug-and burglary felon (Leaf).

Character Matters

There is a reason why NFL teams have morality clauses in big time contracts.

For Boykin, his draft stock will inevitably drop maybe even a round or two or three … and with it will be the loss of guaranteed millions, talk about a very costly night on the town.manzielparty

There are very few of us who have the hardware to play big-time professional football, but there is also the question of software.

Notorious Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel certainly has the football hardware on the field, but his obvious character software issues have been the subject of repeated newspaper headlines.

In contrast, Oregon Heisman Trophy winner Marcus Mariota has all the tools from a hardware (ability) and software (character).

Yes, character matters.

Boykin’s actions are not only less-than-smart, but self defeating.

Today will be a sad day for Trevone. Hopefully, he will learn a lesson about making right decisions.

Don’t violate the Rule of Stupids.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trevor_Matich

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trevone_Boykin

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/14480405/everybody-makes-decisions

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24866849/former-nfl-qb-ryan-leaf-released-from-prison-after-two-years

https://www.patobriens.com/patobriens/sanantonio/

http://sportinlaw.com/2013/01/22/athletes-morality-clauses-and-social-media/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Manziel

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Mariota

 

 

 

Boys will be boys.

And what interests boys? Football? Sex? Both?

Going back to the golden broadcast age of Roone Arledge, Chris Schenkel and Keith Jackson, ABC Sports college football cameras were among the first to start featuring cheerleaders and student bodies in search of healthy examples of the female form. Coming as no surprise, seemingly no one argued.

Why not incorporate beauty into football broadcasts to drive ratings? We all know that sex sells.allie

But what happens when pure sex appeal is brought down to the sidelines? Is the network mission to inform or to titillate? The majority of football fans are still male, so why not introduce telegenic women to the broadcast?

The rub comes when less-than-intelligent “reporting,” emanates from the sidelines, causing the viewer to question whether the reporter knows what she is talking about. Is our collective intelligence being insulted because the perception is that all males care more about T&A, than the T-formation?

There are few instances in life that drive serious football fans insane than an ex-beauty queen making inane remarks and asking less-than-intelligent questions of coaches and players. Can’t the networks provide us with more than a pretty face?

Before Launching Your Verbal Grenades

Almost DailyBrett will always plead innocent when it comes to any-and-all allegations of misogyny.

At the same time, your blog author is guilty as charged in terms of being an over-the-top, über football fan.

For the past 26 years and counting, yours truly has been a season ticket holder on the opponent’s 30-yard-line at Autzen Stadium in Eugene. My tenure at Autzen started with Bill Musgrave and company in 1990 right through this season’s one-year stint of Vernon Adams.

The author of Almost DailyBrett also served as a football manager for the Oregon Ducks and the USC Trojans, and therefore knows what goes on in the huddle, in the locker room and on the sidelines. The “Sam” backer is lined up over the tight end on the strong side. The “Mike” patrols the middle. The “Will” plays the weak side.

Wonder how many former beauty-queen sideline reporters understand the placement of “backers” on the field, let alone the other intricacies of the complex game of football? If they do not, then why are they there?

This question is not to insinuate that women shouldn’t be on the sidelines … they should … but to contend they must know what they are talking about before they are given a sideline pass. Does Miss Teen USA 2005 and Trump Modeling Management model, Allie LaForce, really know football? The 26-year-old played basketball at Ohio University and majored in broadcast journalism, but did not graduate.

Why is she covering football? She knew how to instinctively flip her strands of blonde hair while interviewing Nick Saban at halftime during the SEC championship game, while asking canned questions. Hey CBS Sportss, is that all it takes for Allie to earn a ticket into the living rooms of literally millions of fans across the country?

Less Ornamentation; More Knowledge Please

Let’s compare Mizz LaForce to Doris Burke, who covers NBA basketball for ABC. When she interviews LeBron James or Dwayne Wade, she asks probing, intelligent questions. Burke, 40, started playing basketball in the second grade and starred with the Providence Friars, and is second all-time in dishing out assists. She was inducted into the Providence College Hall of Fame. Doris received her bachelor’s in Health Service Education/Social Work and her master’s in Education from the same university.dorisburke

Doris is attractive, but not a former model. More importantly she is accomplished on-and-off the court, and she obviously knows her zone and man-to-man defenses. She played the game. She holds two degrees. Almost DailyBrett has far more respect for Doris than Allie.

The same is true for ESPN’s Lisa Salters, 49, a Penn State graduate in Broadcast Journalism. She played guard for the Penn State women’s basketball team, and is the shortest ever player for the Nittany Lions at 5’2.” She covers football and basketball, and once again she can distinguish between her Xs and her Os.

Washington Wizards v/s Cleveland Cavaliers November 18, 2009 at Verizon Center in Washington, D.C.

Washington Wizards v/s Cleveland Cavaliers November 18, 2009 at Verizon Center in Washington, D.C.

Michele Tafoya, 50, has seemingly reached the pinnacle of her trade, serving as the sideline reporter for NBC’s Sunday Night Football since 2011. She received her bachelor’s degree in mass communications from University of California, Berkeley, and her MBA from the University of Southern California (May the Horse be with you, Michele).

She joined CBS in 1994, covering March Madness and U.S. Open tennis. Michele moved on to ABC/ESPN in 2000 as a sideline reporter for ESPN’s Monday Night Football.

Does Michele Tafoya understand basketball, football, tennis and conceivably other sports? Yes. Was she chosen strictly for her ornamental value? No. The same is true for Doris Burke and Lisa Salters.tafoya

Can we say the same for Allie LaForce?

The purpose here is not to beat up on Allie and other beautiful sideline reporters. They should not be penalized for their appearance. At the same time, they should not be awarded prime sideline real estate just for being a pretty face. They should know the game and they should be smart and accomplished, otherwise the networks are insulting our collective intelligence.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allie_LaForce

http://nypost.com/2015/03/16/meet-allie-laforce-a-former-miss-teen-usa-whos-ruling-the-march-madness-court/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michele_Tafoya

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Salters

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doris_Burke

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/misogyny

 

 

 

 

They don’t hate us. We hate them, even though our mumsies told us to never use that verb.

Eugene is only 47 miles down the road, guess that proves that familiarity does indeed breed contempt.bennybeaver

They actually root for us, except once a year in the Civil War. We detest, despise and loathe them and everything they represent. We will never, ever cheer for them.

They see themselves as The Jetsons. They compare us to the Flintstones.

They see themselves as ultra-cool, and so does ESPN. Guess that makes us, Brand X.

When they do deign to actually contemplate us, they regard us as “Little Brother,” and that “Cow College.” They make disparaging sheep jokes: “The greatest lie in Corvallis? ‘I was only trying to help that sheep over the fence.’”

That’s not funny, and it’s not true.

Seriously.

On Tuesday nights, they watch “Talkin’ Ducks” on Comcast SportsNet. On Wednesday, we are supposed to watch “Talkin Beavers,” even though the title sounds like the obscene chatter of adolescent boys.

We were just so close this past Friday, our rodents coming within three points twice in the fourth quarter until they took it away from us for their eighth consecutive win. The Civil War is now Oregon 63, Oregon State 46 and 10 ties … once again we were on the wrong end of the scoreboard.

Their biggest rival is the Washington Huskies, not us. They will not even acknowledge that we are their true rivals.

They are so smug in their ever-changeable Nike uniforms. We have to admit they have a better school, better stadium, better facilities, better team, better band, better songs, better mascot, better rally squad. Everything is just frickin’ better.shout

Okay, we are better at agronomy, but does that count?

Flat Tail Society

We supposedly market ourselves as Beaver Nation, but does anyone outside of Benton County really believe Mike Parker, The Voice of the Beavers?

They have “Uncle Phil,” and his Nike billions. He lavishly and charitably gives millions to both athletics and academics at his alma mater, and yet we still wear his swoosh uniforms. Doesn’t Adidas or Under Armour want to protect our house?

We played in the Rose Bowl on January 1, 1965, losing by only 27 points to Michigan. They played in the Rose Bowl this past January 1, beating previously undefeated Florida State by 39 points … and the game wasn’t that close.

Twice we were within one game of the Rose Bowl in both 2008 and 2009. All we had to do was beat them … that’s all we had to do. Alas …

“Send me dead flowers by the mail

Send me dead flowers to my wedding

And I won’t forget to put roses on your grave” – Jagger, Richards, Dead Flowers

Coming Full Circle

We have a Heisman Trophy winner by the name of … ahh … what was his name again? Oh, Terry Baker in 1862. Sorry, made a mistake, it was 1962. Their Heisman Trophy winner is Marcus Mariota, just this past year. You can watch him play every Sunday for the Tennessee Titans.marcusheisman

We set an NCAA record for most consecutive losing seasons: 27 (1971-1998). We seemed to be turning the corner until we ran into an oncoming train. Our native-son coach, Mike Riley, packed his bags for bucolic Lincoln, Nebraska. We won two games this year. Oregon had a bad year (for them) too, winning only nine, six straight, and yet another win over us.

At least one commentator referred to our football program as a “road apple.” Hey, that’s not true. We almost won a conference game. And we are going to fix up the Valley Football Center in Corvallis.

Maybe we can adjust the rabbit ears at the Valley Football Center and watch the Ducks in their 12th straight bowl game … at least they are not playing for national championship this year.

We are optimistic about next year. Contrary to the persistent rumors, there will be ice on the sidelines at Reser Lunch Meats Stadium. The student with the recipe is staying for graduate school.

Even though we lost yet another Civil War last Friday, we are proud of Oregon State, our alma mater dear. Our diplomas are proudly hung on the wall, and most of us are gainfully employed.

And when customers arrive, we will cheerfully ask: “Would you like to supersize your meal?”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_War_(college_football_game)

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oregon_State_Beavers_football

 

 

 

 

 

 

“The games they remember are played in November …”

… unless these games are played in the greatest conference of them all, ESECPN.cupcakesaturday

Take a gander at the full slate of ESECPN cupcake games on Saturday November 21 or one week before the end of the regular season:

☻Charleston Southern is visiting the Top-10 ranked Alabama Crimson Tide in Bryant-Denny Stadium. “Bless their hearts.”

☻Idaho and Auburn are renewing their storied intersectional rivalry at Jordan-Hare Stadium. Auburn leads the series, 1-0.

☻Florida Atlantic is making a trip to the “Swamp” for its third cross-state confrontation with #11 Florida. Florida will be playing the Florida Atlantic Owls for the third time. The first two resulted in (gasp), Gator victories by an average margin of 59-20.

☻The same is true for Georgia Southern going in-between the hedges to take on the Georgia Bulldogs. Georgia leads the series 5-0. Can a sixth consecutive victory be in the offing?

☻The Citadel is making the trip to Columbia to play the South Carolina Gamecocks. The Citadel Bulldogs are 7-40-3 all-time against South Carolina. The last time the Gamecocks played a game at the Citadel?

Lyndon Johnson was president.

☻And let’s not forget the first-ever meeting between the UNC Charlotte 49ers and the Kentucky Wildcats in Lexington. This would be a much better basketball game.cupcakesaturday2

Why does the ESECPN conference play all these “cupcakes” this late in the season? Do we really think that Charleston Southern Buccaneers out of the Big South Conference has a snowball’s chance against Alabama, #7 ranked team in the nation in Tuscaloosa?

Looking forward to the second-ever meeting between the Auburn Tigers and the Idaho Vandals, Saturday Down South commented: “Auburn squeaked by with a 30-23 win in the Tigers’ only previous meeting with the Vandals. This game is strategically placed on the schedule to give Auburn an extra week of rest and preparation for the Iron Bowl. It should be an easier win this time around.”

Why are these ESECPN games being played, particularly so late in the season? There are several reasons:

  1. The ESECPN conference categorically refuses to increase the number of conference games from eight-to-nine each season. This shameful decision translates into one less time each season the ESECPN teams put in jeopardy their respective won-loss records compared to other conferences (e.g., Pac-12).
  2. Most college football teams adopt an A-B-C system of scheduling with one really tough non-conference game, one medium difficulty game and one cupcake. The cupcake game is typically played before the conference season starts and serves as a glorified scrimmage in preparation for the conference slate.
  3. As Saturday Down South commented Alabama playing Charleston Southern and Auburn taking on Idaho on November 21, essentially gives both teams a “bye” the week before the Alabama vs. Auburn “Iron Bowl.”
  4. The same is true for ESECPN conference-wanna-be Florida State, which plays Chattanooga the same day that Florida is matched up against Florida Atlantic. The Seminoles and Gators are playing cupcakes before they take on each other.
  5. All of these ESECPN cupcake games are surprise, surprise — home contests — meaning a full-stadium (e.g., 101,821 in Tuscaloosa) of Kool-Aid drinkers. Do you really think Auburn would travel to Moscow, Idaho or Georgia would ever stoop to play at Georgia Southern? Alabama playing at Charleston Southern? You’re kidding. Right?

Any bridges you would like to buy?

To be fair to the ESECPN conference office in Bristol, Connecticut, not all conference teams will be playing cupcakes on November 21: Mississippi State travels to Arkansas; LSU plays at Ole Miss; Tennessee visits Missouri and Texas A&M heads to Vandy.

Compare this shameful practice with the Pac-12 conference in which every team plays nine conference games, which translates into zero late-season cupcakes. Let’s check out the Pac-12 lineup on November 21:

USC vs. Oregon

Cal vs. Stanford

Arizona vs. Arizona State

UCLA vs. Utah

Colorado vs. WSU

Washington vs. OSU

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If you are scoring at home that means that 12 teams playing six Pac-12 conference games vs. six ESECPN teams playing cupcakes and eight teams playing four conference games.

Will the issues rightfully raised by Almost DailyBrett resonate at ESECPN? Don’t count on it, particularly when you consider the unholy big bucks alliance that brings us the SEC ESPN Network.

Whattyathink Rece Davis (Alabama)? How about it Jesse Palmer (Florida)? Are you concerned about the spectre of Cupcake Saturday David Pollack (Georgia)?

Silence.

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/alabama-football/all-time-alabama-record-against-2015-opponents/

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/auburn-football/all-time-auburn-record-against-its-2015-opponents/

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What are you going to do for programming one month from today on SEC Cupcake Saturday, November 22?

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Will the 24/7/365 Southeastern Conference-loving network (that would be you, ESECPN) treat the nation to Alabama vs. the Western Carolina Catamounts?

Or is it, Carolina Western? Even Nick Saban and Alabama alum Rece Davis of ESECPN can’t talk up the “potential” of Western Carolina.

Or how about Auburn vs. Samford (& Son) Bulldogs?

Jesse Palmer’s Florida Gators will be playing the dreaded Eastern Kentucky Colonels that same day in “The Swamp.”

And David Pollack’s Georgia Bulldogs will be lining up in between the hedges against the Charleston Southern Buccaneers.

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Let’s not forget South Carolina vs. South Alabama Jaguars (Southern Mississippi would be a real opponent).

Reportedly, ESECPN Game Day will visit Nashville to get everyone stoked for Vanderbilt’s game that day against Vassar.

As they say: “You can’t stop the Vassar Brewers’ offense; you can only hope to contain it.”

Are these glorified late-season scrimmages the net result of the SEC refusing to play a nine-game conference schedule, and shamelessly loading up on body-bag games against sacrificial lambs?

Sure looks that way from this humble vantage point west of the Tennessee River.

Four Playoff Spots for Four ESECPN Teams?

Wouldn’t it be great for SEC’s cable sports network if the national championship was decided by a quartet of football factories located somewhere in the old Confederacy, south of the Mason-Dixon Line from Texas in the west to South Carolina in the east?

What if the South rises again, secedes from the union (and the NCAA), and makes the four-team All ESECPN playoff an annual event? No need to consider and follow the exploits of teams from the 14-team Big 10, the 10-team Big 12, the 12-team Pac-12 or any other sad-sack conference.

What is really unfortunate about SEC Cupcake Saturday is the loss of traditional rivalries that were played on the fourth Saturday in November. Included in these games on this hallowed date were the Iron Bowl between Alabama and Auburn and the Egg Bowl between Mississippi and Mississippi State. Instead, Alabama and Auburn are devouring cupcakes that day, basically scheduling a “bye” in drag before the Iron Bowl.

There is hope for college football fundamentalists November 22: You just have to venture west of the Hudson River to Pasadena, California. Yes, USC plays UCLA that day in the Rose Bowl in a real football game with genuine competition. By closing one’s eyes, you can see O.J. Simpson (without his knife) and Gary Beban dueling it out in the Crosstown Rivalry.

Up north that day will be Stanford vs. Cal in the latest renewal of the so-called “Big Game.” Who can forget the one “Play” against Stanford that serves as the single highlight of Cal’s 128-years of inglorious football?

Instead of feasting on cupcakes the week before their rivalry games, the remainder of the Pac-12 is playing conference games that day: Arizona vs. Utah; Colorado vs. Oregon; Oregon State vs. Washington and Washington State vs. Arizona State.

Playing Conference Games in November?

The apologists for the Southeastern Conference at the studios of ESECPN will inevitably point to the fact that other teams in other conferences play their own cupcake opponents. The charge is valid, but these games come at the beginning of the campaign, not the week before the traditional season-ending rivalry game.

They will also cite that Arkansas plays Ole Miss on November 22; Ditto for Mississippi State vs. Vandy and Missouri vs. Tennessee … or six teams out of 14 are actually playing conference games in week four of November. Shameful.

Here is a unique idea for the folks at ESECPN in Bristol, Connecticut: Why not demand the Southeastern Conference play a nine-game conference schedule, putting an end once-and-for-all: Cupcake Saturday?

Let’s make it easy or simple enough for the occupants of the SEC’s headquarters in Birmingham, Alabama: Conference games and only conference games are played in November with the obvious exceptions of Florida vs. Florida State, Georgia vs. Georgia Tech and Kentucky vs. Louisville.

Whattyathink Jesse Palmer?

Any thoughts David Pollack?

How about it, Rece Davis?

Can you live without Florida playing a “home game” against Eastern Kentucky (e.g., the Gators would never step foot in Richmond, Kentucky let alone find it on the map) or Georgia taking on Charleston Southern in a glorified high school stadium?.charleston

Based upon a quick review of the secondary ticket market even with the football crazies south of the Mason-Dixon Line, the fans agree. Tickets for Alabama’s certain annihilation of Western Carolina on November 22 start at $119. Tix for the Iron Bowl the following week start at $297 and peak at $5,855 per ticket.

Which game would you rather watch? Hey ESECPN, let’s dispense with the cupcakes and go for good old-fashioned raw meat instead.

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“The ‘Carmen’ we are going to see is a flirtatious one.” – ABC analyst Dick Button commenting immediately before Katarina Witt’s 1988 Olympic Gold Medal long program

wittgold “Bitch (noun): A woman who won’t bang her head against the wall obsessing over someone else’s opinion – be it a man or anyone else in her life … She doesn’t try to live up to anyone else’s standards – only her own.” – Sherry Argov, author of Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl – A Woman’s Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship.

Not for a nanosecond is Almost DailyBrett suggesting Katarina Witt is the B-word. Having made this point, there is no doubt that “Kati” as she is known in das Vaterland is as Mizz Argov would define: (A) Babe-In-Total-Control-of-Herself.

To put it more succinctly, Witt is the total package: Olympic Champion, Entrepreneur, Philanthroper, National Renewal Icon, Diplomat and Sex Symbol.

And this unique combination may explain daily fascination with her by so many, especially her Playboy au naturel photo session even though it was 16 years ago (e.g., December 1998 issue).

Why do we remain so interested in her all these years after she last competed in the Olympic Games? The Katarina Witt brand is a great case study of personal public relations, reputation management and her contribution to Germany’s enhanced national image.

A Story That Has Legs

Who cares what I think about them (Playboy photos)? It’s time to see what other people think?” – Katarina Witt

Rarely does a day go by and the words “Katarina Witt,” “Katarina Witt Playboy” or “Katarina Witt Nude,” “Kati Witt,” “Kati Playboy” or some variation of the same theme are not entered into the Almost DailyBrett search engine. Yes, these repeated searches (even after the conclusion of the Sochi games) are at best anecdotal, but they must be relevant.

More than two years ago, Almost DailyBrett wrote about “The Decision to Pose for Playboy.” This good decision/bad personal public relations decision piece was a direct response to the $1 million directed to Lindsay Lohan to bare it all. The story recounted the most recognizable women to pose nude in this iconic publication including Pam Anderson, Jenny McCarthy, Cindy Crawford, Amanda Beard, Farrah Fawcett, Nancy Sinatra, Kim Basinger, Joan Collins, Ursula Andress, Elle Macpherson and of course, Marilyn Monroe and Katarina.

wittpb After all of these years, the original issues debuting Marilyn and Katarina are the only two to sell out. Marilyn is legendary. Katarina may not (yet) be legendary unless you are among those who contend she is the greatest figure skater of all time, including winning Olympic Gold in 1984 (Sarajevo) and 1988 (Calgary).

Katarina will turn 49 this coming December, and yet there is this almost two-decade fascination with her decision to take off her clothes for Playboy. Considering the literally hundreds of women who have made a similar pose decision for Playboy photographers, we cannot dismiss this 16-years later interest in Katarina as merely, “Boys will be Boys.”

There is something besides pulchritude here, something called persona, intelligence, class and charisma. Are men really interested in these traits?

The Most Important Public Relations are Personal Public Relations

“Glory days well they’ll pass you by. Glory days in the wink of a young girl’s eye.  Glory days, glory days” — Bruce Springsteen

When Witt made the “who cares” about her photos statement at the conclusion of her 10-page pictorial/commentary was she taking a “damn the torpedoes” stance or making the ultimate expression of confidence, thus contributing to her timeless appeal?

As mentioned before in Almost DailyBrett, Witt’s pose or no pose decision came when she was 33 and her biological clock was ticking in a sense that waiting too much longer to say “ja” would be too late oder zu spät.

There is also the consequential fact that she made this choice nearly a decade after Germany’s reunification. ESPN’s 30-for-30 recounted how some criticized her as being a main propaganda tool for the draconian Deutsche Demokratische Republik or DDR. This was the same evil police state that kept a secret Stasi file on her and lived in dreaded fear that she would defect to the West.

In the end she didn’t defect, and she and other talented women (e.g., Angela Merkel, Steffi Graf) have softened the image of Germany as it transitions from the specter of the Holocaust to Normalcy, anchored as the strongest economy in the center of Europe.

wittdiplomat The majority of great athletes fade into the fabric of society once the cheering stops. Some have tried to make comebacks (including Witt) with less than stellar results; Michael Jordan and Muhammad Ali come immediately to mind.

Instead of becoming irrelevant, only to be remembered in Winter Olympics flashbacks ever four years, Katarina is assisting the less fortunate in society through her foundation (Katarina Witt Stiftung) that she began in 2005 to support physically challenged children and teens, providing them with courage to face the challenges of life.

Witt as the founder of privately held WITHWITT Sports & Entertainment GmbH also participated earlier this month in the women entrepreneurial “We Own It Summit” in Philadelphia and addressed the need for women to pursue their dreams and start their own companies.

Almost DailyBrett could provide more examples of Katarina’s present contributions, but perhaps the most important points are that she is not living in her championship past. She has always maintained a healthy confidence in herself and she is giving back to the society that has made her famous.

For Katarina there is always a future or Zukunft and a reason to be confident, optimistic and happy.

Ihre Schale ist immer halb voll.  Yep, her cup is always half full.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVbVTwzn06c

http://www.askmen.com/top_10/celebrity/top-10-athletes-in-playboy_4.html

https://almostdailybrett.wordpress.com/2011/06/24/feminizing-the-fatherland/

http://frontrow.espn.go.com/2013/08/co-directors-of-new-nine-for-ix-film-the-diplomat-fascinated-by-charismatic-katarina-witt/

https://almostdailybrett.wordpress.com/2013/06/18/germany-from-holocaust-to-normalcy/

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Here’s a note to those residing in God’s time zone (e.g., EDT, EST), particularly south of the Mason-Dixon Line.

It’s NOT… OR-EE-GONE … It’s OR-EE-GUN.

Just think of the NRA whenever the BSC … oops BCS … once again snubs that team with the funny mascot located in America’s cul-de-sac, about 2,855.2 miles west of Tallahassee in your pickup truck with OR-EE-GUN racks on the back.

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Just to make sure that I am not directing all of my ire at Dixie, ESPN’s Tony “Pardon the Interruption” Kornheiser from Long Island, also refers to Oregon as OR-EE-GONE.

Being from New York, he would most likely pronounce the river that runs near Autzen Stadium as the Will-a-MET(s).

Think of it this way and you will never mess up the pronunciation: It’s Will-AM-IT; Damn-it!

Besides-so-many-near-the Atlantic being at best indifferent or at worst intellectually challenged in how to properly pronounce the name of the state located somewhere out on the Pacific Coast, there is the inconvenient problem that comes with the Ducks winning each-and-every game by three touchdowns or more.

Oregon is a solid No. 2 in both polls with first place votes coming from football writers and coaches respectively.

No problem? What? Oh, you are going to solve this annual West Coast annoyance with computers. I have seen this movie before in 2001, and I am not looking forward to the sequel.

Even though the BSC thankfully exists for only 76 more days, the Trilateral Commission for Global Domination by the Eastern Time Zone (TCGDETZ) has already initiated the Oregon snub.

This year may be tougher than most. Let’s say the Ducks knock off nationally ranked UCLA, Stanford (on the road), Oregon State and either UCLA or Arizona State in the Pac-12 championship game to finish at 13-0, how will the BSC arrange for two Southern football factories (or maybe Ohio State) to play for the “Natty”?

The first explanation may revolve around the notion that OR-EE-GONE should be happy to play in the Rose Bowl on New Year’s Day, making it easy for its geographically isolated fans to see their beloved Ducks in yet again, another, other BSC bowl game.

The problem is that the “Natty” is also being played this year in the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, just five days after the Rose Bowl game.

Not to worry. This is the same BSC that chose Nebraska to play Miami in the very same Rose Bowl “Natty” in 2001, even though the Cornhuskers were blown out 62-36 by the Colorado Buffaloes. The Huskers were then annihilated and destroyed by No. 1 Miami, 37-14.

By the way, Oregon thumped that very same Colorado team, 38-16 in the Fiesta Bowl to finish No. 2 in the nation. We were deprived of the opportunity of seeing Oregon play Miami for the whole bowl (no pun intended) of marbles by the BSC.

Even though the fix is in with the BSC setting up SEC Alabama vs. ACC (basketball conference) Florida State clash for the Waterford crystal football, this No. 1 vs. No. 3 system will mercifully go into the history books after Jan. 6, 2014. A four-team playoff will ensue and all the controversy will go away.

What’s that former coach Pat Dye from Ah-BURN in da S.E.C?

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You don’t like that Condoleezza Rice as a member of the College Football Playoff Selection Committee because she is a woman and obviously did not play football?

Let’s see Pat, she was good enough to serve as the nation’s Secretary of State and National Security Advisor and now as the Provost at Stanford University, but she is not qualified to interpret won-loss records, strength of schedule, national rankings and computer modeling for college football teams?

She speaks fluent Russian, plays classical piano, figure skates, took a hand at making sense of the history, culture, religious animosities of the Byzantine Middle East, but she doesn’t have the football necessities to determine who are the best four teams in the country as one-of-13 members of the college football playoff selection committee?

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Pat, would you like to have the opportunity to take your comments back?

I have zero issues with Dr. Rice serving on the committee other than she may be predisposed to Stanford over Oregon, but my concern is mitigated that she is only one-of-13 votes.

Best of all, there will be no more BSC with favoritism to those who still pronounce the way-off state with the funny mascot, OR-EE-GONE.

http://www.lostlettermen.com/oregon-fans-enraged-over-bcs-snub/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BCS_controversies

http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/10/17/condi-rice-respectfully-disagrees-with-pat-dyes-assessment/

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/nationworld/sns-rt-fbc-news-20130628,0,6685898.story

https://www.google.com/#q=Distance+between+Tallahassee+and+Eugene%2C+Oregon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condoleezza_Rice

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2013/10/16/meet-the-faces-behind-the-college-football-playoff-selection-committee/2993911/

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Hanukkah in Seattle?

New Year’s Eve in Los Angeles? Ditto for Austin, College Station and Lubbock?

Or maybe it is the equivalent of a New Year’s Day hangover in Corvallis and Seattle with the Oregon Ducks playing in the Rose Bowl?

Isaac and Big Suke, the talking heads on Portland’s “The Fan” (1080 AM) were discussing Tuesday how Oregon State Beaver fans were anticipating the equivalent of Christmas Eve with the NCAA bestowing gifts to be opened in the form of crippling sanctions on the University of Oregon football program.

There were some stocking stuffers indeed, but not what were prayed for in Corvallis, Seattle and other exotic locales. There are a few sore wrists in Eugene…but nothing more.

What do you get when you cross a Washington Husky with a ground-hog? Six more weeks of NCAA probation.

Will Husky fans try to reverse this joke, substituting an Oregon Duck with a ground-hog? Probably. Deep down they know that the rampant “loss of institutional” control under former Washington Coach Don James doesn’t even come close to the relatively minor offenses committed by Oregon.

Now that Washington’s dreams of crippling punishment against Oregon have been dashed, the pressure is on the Huskies to end Oregon’s unprecedented nine-game winning streak over the Dawgs will intensify. Circle October 12 in Husky Stadium on your calendar.

For those of you scoring at home, Oregon received probation of three-years, a loss of one scholarship per year for the same time period, an 18-month “show cause” penalty against former Head Coach Chip Kelly (who will serve out his sentence in the NFL) and a reduction of paid recruiting visits from 56 to 37 in the next two years.

No bowl ban.

The penalties arise as a result of a $25,000 payment to Willie Lyles and his Texas-oriented “recruiting service provider” firm.

Yahoo Sports, which broke the story two years ago, clearly wanted blood to flow. They still want blood to flow, particularly from Chip Kelly, as evidenced from today’s coverage. Sorry to disappoint you, sorry indeed.

What is also causing the crucify Oregon crowd to gnash their collective teeth is the massive coverage of New England Pats tight end Aaron Hernandez being charged with murder in the same news cycle. Sorry Yahoo Sports, but an East Coast murder investigation trumps a West Coast recruiting service snafu any day of the week. In fact, God’s time zone transgressions (e.g., EDT or EST) beat anything on the Left Coast virtually any time.

They say that a stopped clock is right twice a day.

Did the institutional model of arbitrariness and capriciousness (a.k.a. NCAA) actually get it right for a change? Is that different from a slap on the wrist as interpreted by ESPN’s Joe Schad and Brock Huard (former Udub quarterback).

Consider there are no NCAA regulations governing recruiting services. Cal, Tennessee and others used the services of Willie Lyles. Where are the sanctions against Cal and Tennessee, both Autzen Stadium visitors this season?

In direct contrast with USC’s former AD Mike Garrett, who fought the NCAA tooth and nail, Oregon cooperated with the institutional giant from Indianapolis, Indiana, even proposing sanctions and asking for a summary disposition, basically a plea bargain. To USC’s credit, new AD Pat Haden demonstrated how honey as opposed to vinegar wins more friends than enemies, including the NCAA.

Even though I have no evidence to back this up, one must wonder how it would look if Oregon was slapped with a bowl ban for a $25,000 payment to Willie Lyles with NCAA boss Mark Emmert having previously served as the President of…you guessed it…The University of Washington.

Finally, the key player in Le Affaire Lyles was Texas five-star stud Lache Seastrunk. He was buried on the Oregon running back depth-chart, transferred to Baylor in Texas, and never played a down for Oregon.

Where is the benefit to Oregon?

This is a case of so many, waiting way too long for so little.

Has the NCAA shed its record of inconsistency? No.

Has the ground shifted in terms of Oregon Football? You bet ya.

The program that was at best ignored for decades is today respected, feared and in some cases hated.

There is a love-hate relationship with Oregon, its fancy uniforms, incredible digs and Uncle Phil and his Nike money too.

To the good folks in Corvallis, Seattle and elsewhere, there is more to come from Eugene, starting August 31.

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