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As we prepare our collective bowels for the uproar of the coming arrival of the serious — not silly — presidential election season, we need contemplate the Golden Rules of Politics.

These rules are proven. They are time-tested. They do not change. They are inviolate.

Without further adieu, here are Almost DailyBrett’s listed in alphabetical order pathways to the Promised Land whether it be a statehouse, halls of Congress or even 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue:

Good Government Is Good Politics

“Govern wisely and as little as possible.” — Republic of Texas President Sam Houston

“Hold me accountable for the debacle. I’m responsible.” — Kathleen Sebelius, Obama’s Secretary of Health and Human Services

“I’m going to try and download every movie ever made, and you’re going to try to sign up for Obamacare (Sebelius), and we’ll see which happens first” — Comedian Jon Stewart

Almost DailyBrett fondly remember’s Monte Hall’s “Let’s Make A Deal” game show. There was the stage with a VW bug, and there was the … “Door.”

For 180 million Americans, their private health insurance plans are on the stage. Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris are offering America the door with the “promise” of single-payer government health insurance, and the elimination of all private-sector offerings.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

Remember the online Obamacare rollout “debacle?” The website calculator didn’t work, let alone the system repeatedly crashed.

Do we want to deliver DMV-style health care for 329 million Americans, managed by Larry, Moe and Curly?

Good Government is indeed, good politics. Taking away private insurance is not good politics.

“It’s Not (Always) What You Say, But How You Say It”

Remember what mumsy told you?

She said that it was not what you say, but how you say it. She could detect in mere nanoseconds a sassy unmeaning, “thank you.”

Are you pleasant and reassuring? Or are you shrill, strident, angry and out of control?

Does it make sense for Democratic contenders for the White House to be angrily attacking the last Democratic president Barack Obama, who enjoys a 95 percent approval rating with … Democrats?

Didn’t Obama terminate Osama bin Laden, appoint Janet Yellen as the head of the Federal Reserve, see the NYSE and NASDAQ double in market value in his eight years, and deport more than 2.5 million? Why are fellow Democrats carping in the most unpleasant ways possible?

Is it simply because they don’t want front-runner former Vice President Joe Biden to justifiably play the Obama card?

Run As If You Are Running Behind

Whether or not you are holding a commanding lead and your media allies have your back or not, Yogi was right: “It ain’t over until it’s over.” 

Hillary was on auto-pilot heading for her media elite preordained 2016 victory, and then her campaign crashed and burned on election night.

The top two George Deukmejian Laws of Politics both are directly related to each other.

Even when he was cruising to victory in 1986 or overcoming a 22 point deficit with three weeks to go to win the closest-ever California gubernatorial election in 1982, the Duke assumed the underdog role.

He ran effective campaigns, (e.g., distributing 2 million absentee ballots to high-propensity voters) keeping his opponent in his sights or constantly looking over his shoulder.

The point is to sprint through the tape and leave absolutely no fuel in the gas tank. Don’t mind the metaphors.

Take Nothing For Granted

Every electoral vote counts.

Remember President Thomas Dewey? Hillary was literally building her administration, and measuring the drapes in the Oval Office.

And then … and then … and then.

She didn’t visit “Blue Wall” state, Wisconsin, during the general election campaign against Donald Trump. She canceled a joint appearance with President Obama in Green Bay. Big, big mistake.

Wisconsin turned red; the blue wall was broken. Michigan and Pennsylvania also flipped into the red column.

Game, set and match.

The Golden Rules of Politics live on. They must be respected. They are eternal.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/obamas-deportation-policy-numbers/story?id=41715661

https://almostdailybrett.wordpress.com/2018/07/29/the-bradley-effect-blindside/

Healthcare.gov Hurt Obamacare More Than Liberals Are Willing to Admit

Why are men their own worst PR enemies?

Why is it only a matter of time before the blood gushes out of our collective brains flowing due south and getting far-too-many of us into some really deep doo-doo?

Are we really just slaves to our Schlanges (pronounced shlongers as in the one-eyed shlonger)?

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Do any of us really understand the word, “Accountability?”

As we live in a society of quicker-and-quicker news cycles, what was the story that blew Donald Trump and his annoying hair-do, personality and penchant for the “F-word” off the pages (as if there are still pages)? The shooting of Osama bin Laden and the feeding of his remains to Indian Ocean sharks.

And as welcome as the Navy-Seal-Osama-bin-Laden story was to the world that news cycle passed so much faster than what most of us in the strategic communications choreography would have originally thought; it was short, very short.

What ended the universal attention of the Osama bin Laden commando raid was two Schlange-induced stories in rapid succession, the au-naturel rape attempt of New York Sofitel chamber-maid by former IMF-chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn; and the love child revelation by former California Governator AH-nold Schwarzenegger, and the related divorce proceedings by Maria Shriver.

Were we really that surprised? To some extent, yes; and to some extent, no.

What was surprising was that Mssr Dominique, one of the most powerful men on the planet, staying in a $3,000 per night suite, couldn’t have just followed the lead of so many of his countrymen and rented a discreet happy ending?  If so, he would have simply tucked his Schlange back into his pants, settled into his first class seat on Air France, continued to try to bail out Greece while setting his sights on Nicolas Sarkozy.

In AH-Nold’s case you ask why someone so fortunate to be married to filet mignon, would take such a huge gamble with skirt steak in the form of domestic help that lives in a monopoly house on a God-awful Bakersfield cul-de-sac?

The females of the species, who has been shaking their collective heads for years and years, are just thinking this is more of the same. This time it is Dominique and AH-Nold. Before it was Eliot. It was Hugh Grant. It was Tiger. It was Bill and Monica. It was Al and the masseuse. It was John Edwards and Rielle. It was Larry Craig and the bathroom stall. It was Brett Favre and his sexted Schlange. It was… (Add your favorite notorious Schlange story here).

Which brings up the next question: Do we really subscribe to the so-called biological imperative that men must spread our seed far-and-wide, across hill-and-dale, from sea-to-shining sea, across the fruited plain to fertilize as many eggs as we possibly can? To borrow an oft-repeated contention in another context, are we simply born this way?

If we subscribe to this notion then we have to come to the next logical conclusion, and that is that men are victims of our biology. We really cannot control what we do. Could this contention that my Schlange made me do it be the 21st Century version of the “Twinkie” defense? Are men simply helpless in subservience to our Schlanges?

What about that organ in between our ears as opposed to the one in between our legs? What about accountability? What about integrity? What about discipline? Didn’t Vince Lombardi say that there is something in good men that yearns for discipline?

And you wonder why the PR profession is being taken over by women? Are they perfect? Ask virtually any woman if she is perfect, and a litany of real or perceived faults will in most cases come flowing out…and that is refreshing.

Alas, for men our misadventures on behalf of our beloved Schlanges will inevitably keep marching on. One related PR debacle will follow another. Eighty-five year-old Hugh Hefner will marry (his third) 25-year-old former Playmate Crystal Harris on June 18. Hugh spared men from having to wonder what Crystal will look like on her wedding night. Now we can simply join with women in wondering what the dress will look like.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/19/dominique-strauss-kahn-resigns-imf

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2011-05-17/arnold-schwarzeneggers-love-child-bombshell-why-maria-shriver-left/#

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20454258,00.html

 

“Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate … (bin Laden would have used his signature Kalashnikov).”

Watching Bill O’Reilly’s interview with ABC religion commentator Father Edward L. Beck last Wednesday just days after the Navy Seals sealed the fate of Osama bin Laden, my parochial school experiences came roaring back at me…and not in a good way.

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Beck with his sanctimonious and holier-than-thou-art attitude reminded this product of 12 years of Catholic school of how obstinate the nuns and the priests were to any and all new game-changing information that flew in the face of their entrenched orthodoxy. Certainly, it is important to have core values that should stand the test of time…but there are circumstances that can alter the philosophical and political landscape and can alter it rapidly. The shooting of bin Laden is a perfect example.

Father Beck has a problem with Americans publicly celebrating the victory of good over evil in the form of the ultimate demise of bin Laden.

O’REILLY: “Was bin Laden evil?”

BECK: “That’s not for me to judge. His actions were certainly were evil –“

O’REILLY: “Not for you to judge?”

BECK: “His actions certainly were evil and they caused a lot of harm and disruption.”

O’REILLY:” So you can’t as a human being make a determination on good and evil? You cannot do that?”

BECK: “No, I think that’s up God to ultimately decide who’s evil.”

Sorry Father Beck, but you just reminded me why I am a fallen Catholic. I paid my dues and have the scars to prove it listening to people just like you, who are just better than me. If I didn’t believe that, I would just ask you…You would tell me, wouldn’t you? Sure you would.

In my humble opinion, a game changer is one of those few-and-far-between moments that you remember where you were, and what you were doing when you heard the news. I remember where I was when JFK was assassinated, when Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, when the airplanes hit the World Trade Center and Pentagon and last week when the news flashed that the Navy Seals had taken out bin Laden. These were all game changers in my life.

Another game changer (at least a political game changer) involving a Kalashnikov occurred on a Stockton (CA) school ground back in 1987. A man by the name of Patrick Purdy had a fully loaded Chinese-made AK-47 in his hands. Within minutes he fired at least 106 bullets, killing five school children, and wounding one teacher and 29 other students. He then killed himself.

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A game changer for California, wouldn’t you agree? I was serving as California Governor George Deukmejian’s press secretary. The former attorney general-then governor asked the state Legislature to fast track him legislation banning assault weapons, such as a Kalashnikov, in California. The Republican governor told the media that “I see no reason why anyone needs an assault weapon.”

The reaction from the National Rifle Association was predictable as it was doctrinaire. A camel’s nose was sniffing around the edges of the Second Amendment tent. This Patrick Purdy case was being used as the backdrop to ban sacred assault weapons. For some reason, the NRA leadership and its disciples couldn’t see that Purdy and his deplorable actions were a game changer. Orthodoxy yesterday. Orthodoxy today. Orthodoxy forever.

Yes, yes there are more differences than similarities between the Catholic Church and the National Rifle Association. I get that. But what I don’t get is when a game changer occurs, some individuals and some groups will systematically refuse to consider that their world just changed. The death of bin Laden and the Purdy outrage are just two examples.

In politics many cower in the face of the label of being a flip-flopper, but there comes a time when reality simply changes. And are you thoughtful and flexible or close minded, stubborn and unyielding? Alas, I know where Father Beck and the NRA fit in this equation.

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,151105,00.html

http://thepassionists.org/whats_new/tag/bill-oreilly/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AK-47

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