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Leave it to Lane Kiffin to be fired from a job (Alabama offensive coordinator) that he already quit.

That’s Lame … Kiffin.kiffinsaban

As a result, Kiffin won’t be on the sideline tomorrow for the biggest college football game in America as the Crimson Tide defends its national title in a rematch with Clemson in the “Natty.” His failed USC successor Steve “Moonshine” Sarkisian will be calling the plays for Alabama.

Who will ESECPN’s Kirk Herbstreit gush about for three-plus hours without Kiffin huddling behind his little laminated card? If you took a gulp of beer every time Herbstreit heaped fawning praise on Kiffin during last year’s Natty, you would have been smashed by the second quarter.

It seems as if a little dark rain cloud follows Lane’s every step of his rocky career. With Kiffin, there is an abundance of football talent, and yet a gaping deficit in personal public relations.firelanekiffin

Consider that Kiffin was shown the door by the Oakland Raiders, publicly called a liar by the late Al Davis. He skipped out on the Tennessee Volunteers after one season, leaving the school, team and coach staff in the lurch. He was fired in the LAX parking lot at 2:30 am by then-USC Athletic Director Pat Haden when too much became too much.

And now by “mutual” consent with legendary Alabama Head Coach Nick Saban, Kiffin will not be the offensive coordinator for the best team in the land in the biggest game of the year.

If you are keeping score at home, here are the raw numbers for Kiffin’s another-chance-after-another-chance career: Oakland, 5-15; Tennessee, 7-6; USC, 28-15 for a grand total of 40 wins and 36 losses. Give Kiffin credit: He has turned mediocrity into a lucrative (read millions) art form.

And now he is the incoming head coach of the … (drum roll) … Florida Atlantic University Owls (2016: 3-9) of Conference USA. You have to wonder if the administration at FAU is so desperate that it would reach out to such a tarnished commodity behind a laminated clipboard. How long will it take before Kiffin embarrasses FAU? Three years? Almost DailyBrett will take the “under.”

The above question implies that Kiffin will actually spend three years at FAU. Considering Kiffin’s track record, three years is most likely a stretch.kiffinbillboard

How does Lane Kiffin keeping failing only to be given new life time-and-time again? It’s akin to giving Anthony Weiner access to Twitter once again. The result is not going to be pretty.

It would be hard for Almost DailyBrett to make up all of these transgressions: Airport parking lot termination, locker room fights, banned reporters, deflated footballs, missed dinners, departed team buses, jersey changing incidents, recruiting decommits, the hoodie, the sun glasses, even the petty precluding of visiting teams merely walking through the LA Mausoleum before games.kiffinshades

When the Crimson Tide’s Nick Saban hired Kiffin as his offensive coordinator three years ago, didn’t you know the Great State of Alabama was not big enough to hold both of their legendary egos and related arrogance at the same time?

The public explanation for Kiffin’s latest dismissal is that he was not devoting the time and effort necessary for a team preparing for the Natty. Kiffin was also hiring his FAU staff and recruiting players for the Boca Raton-based school.kiffinhoodie

Something tells Almost DailyBrett that Kiffin was garnering way too much attention (i.e., Herbstreit on ESECPN, Gary Danielson on CBS) and taking too much credit away from Saban. If Alabama wins Monday, he will tie the immortal Paul “Bear” Bryant with a record six national championships.

Somebody needed to go, and it was the one who was already going.

What’s curious is after one former failed USC coach being dismissed as Alabama’s offensive coordinator, Saban is now relaying on another former failed USC coach.

If Steve Sarkisian learned anything from the legendary mistakes of Lane Kiffin, it’s good to humble and to allow the boss to receive the lion’s share of the Crimson Tide glory.

http://www.al.com/opinion/index.ssf/2017/01/kiffin_is_as_kiffin_does.html

http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/story/lane-kiffin-just-cant-stop-sabotaging-010217

http://www.si.com/college-football/2017/01/02/

http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/story/lane-kiffin-florida-atlantic-fau-alabama-salary-contract-head-coach-hired-where-is-roster-recruiting-121216

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_Atlantic_Owls_football

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/sec/2017/01/02/lane-kiffin-abruptly-out-alabamas-oc-steve-sarkisian-take-over/96081884/

https://almostdailybrett.wordpress.com/2013/09/13/media-vultures-circling-over-kiffin/

https://almostdailybrett.wordpress.com/2012/11/09/a-ball-inflation-needle-in-kiffins-coffin/

https://almostdailybrett.wordpress.com/2013/02/03/uscs-vietnam/

 

“I’m sorry if my message got misconstrued, but it really was in the best interest of the young men. Hindsight’s 20-20. I probably should have said it was an interview. Semantics are semantics.” – New USC Football Coach Steve Sarkisian

“Misconstrued”?

“Semantics are Semantics”?

How about, to be charitable, telling a big fib?

Sorry Sark, you will never totally restore your reputation for integrity.

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Media types and the general public will always have an extra degree of skepticism whenever they interact with you. There is no way to change this inescapable conclusion.

Almost DailyBrett has commented before about Jody Powell’s self-proclaimed, “Right to Lie.”

Powell, former press secretary to President Jimmy Carter, was placed into a lie-or-jeopardize American lives dilemma, when he was asked point-blank in 1980 about possible rescue mission for 52 American diplomats trapped in Iran.

He knew the score. He protected the (ultimately failed) mission. He lied and deceived. He really had no choice.

Larry Speakes, former press secretary to President Ronald Reagan, was told to “knock down” rumors about a 1983 American invasion of Grenada. He did. The GI’s landed the following morning. An internally misled and peeved Speakes was charged with lying.

In both cases, the press secretary must interact with the White House Press Corps on a daily basis. A “no comment” response would be interpreted as tantamount to confirmation. The press secretary does not have the authority, regardless of her or his conscience and upbringing, to jeopardize American lives.

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Power lied. Speakes lied without knowing it, and was charged with…lying.

Looking back to this previous weekend, former Washington, now USC Coach Sarkisian could have easily avoided being put into a situation in which he had to tell a big white lie.

Until this past Monday, Sarkisian was the head football coach for the University of Washington. Prior to his arrival in Seattle, he was a high-profile assistant coach for Pete Carroll’s USC Trojans.

And naturally because of his relative success (e.g., never beat Oregon) during his five years with Udub and his USC pedigree, he was a natural for the short list of potential new coaches at Troy.

USC Athletic Director Pat Haden flew this past Sunday to Seattle to interview Sarkisian. Trust me; he was not heading to the Northwest to bask in the freezing weather. Ultimately, the interview went well. There were still “I’s” to dot and “T’s” to cross as Haden returned to SoCal.

Sarkisian still in his Udub head coach capacity had a scheduled Monday morning interview with Seattle KJR (AM-590), the flagship station for Husky football. He knew that he was going to be asked about the swirling rumors that he had been interviewed by Haden for the SC job.

What were his personal public relations and reputation management options (Keep in mind, none of them were perfect)?

Sark’s options were to go ahead with the previously scheduled radio talk and mischaracterize his meeting with Haden as a nice chat, and not an interview. Keep in mind, the majority of the UW Athletic Department administrators and his team was presumably listening to the interview.

The other option was to postpone the interview, thus maintaining his credibility. This option requires POing the media, particularly the chaps at KJR Sports Radio, and starting rumors as to why he was not available.

As we all know now, Sark went forward with the Monday morning interview and his credibility took a huge hit just hours later when USC announced he was Troy’s new head coach.

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“I just felt like at the time, nowhere near finalizing the deal, that it wasn’t the right thing to say,” Sarkisian said. “I didn’t either want to put (USC or UW players) in a situation of uncertainty.”

“Nowhere near finalizing the deal?”

Sark, you met with Pat Haden on Sunday, and USC announced your hiring on Monday afternoon. When you are in a hole, stop digging.

In football, there are times when it is best to punt than being stopped short of the first-down markers.

This was a time when Sark personally should have punted. Postpone the interview. Let the rumors fly. Keep your reputation intact. And later, offer an exclusive post-USC hiring interview exclusive for KJR. Do you really think the torqued-off station would decline that opportunity?

They would have jumped at it.

Presidential press secretaries have the right to lie (and this is debatable) to protect American lives. The same latitude does not apply to Semantics-are-Semantics football coaches.

http://seattletimes.com/html/huskyfootball/2022386995_sarkisian04xml.html

http://sportspressnw.com/2171412/2013/sark-the-liar-my-message-got-misconstrued

http://www.sportsradiokjr.com/main.html

http://www.latimes.com/sports/college/usc/la-sp-1203-usc-sarkisian-20131203,0,7317089,full.story#axzz2mdDVswIi

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/college-football/news/20131202/steve-sarkisian-usc-head-coach-washington/?xid=ob_sisports

https://almostdailybrett.wordpress.com/2010/11/03/the-right-to-lie/

Ducks to Represent Huskies in Pac-12

Seattle, WA, April 1, 2013/PR Newswire/The University of Washington and the University of Oregon have completed a preliminary memorandum of understanding (MOU) agreement calling for the University of Washington to outsource its Athletic Department teams to the University of Oregon.

Under the terms of the agreement, which takes effect immediately, all overlapping University of Washington sports, including football and men’s basketball, will be transferred to the administration and coaching provided by the University of Oregon. The exceptions are men’s and women’s crew and women’s gymnastics teams, which will still compete under the banner of the University of Washington in the Pac-12 Conference.

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The Athletic MOU follows on the heels of a similar academic pact between the two Northwest universities in which the University of Washington outsourced the teaching and research of business administration, architecture and allied arts, law, and journalism and communication to the respective professional programs offered by the University of Oregon.

Speaking at a joint news conference today at the University of Washington campus, Washington Athletic Director Scott Woodward saluted the University of Oregon for its protracted dominance in athletics, particularly the Ducks nine-game winning streak over Washington in football and its three-game sweeps in both men’s basketball and beisboll.

“The ‘Washington Way’ has become the ‘Oregon Way,’” said Woodward. “We have competed to the best of our natural abilities, but there comes a time when you have to accept reality: Oregon is a consistently better program in the Pacific Northwest. I am calling upon all Washington students, alumni, Tyee Club members and fans in the Seattle metropolitan area to become lifelong supporters of the Oregon Ducks.”

Woodward announced that Tyee Club donations will be transferred to the Duck Athletic Fund and that a Duck Store outlet will be established on the University of Washington campus to sell Nike Duck gear in emerald green, yellow, black and gray to support UW’s new teams. “Mighty Oregon” will replace “Bow Wow Washington” as the official fight song for the University of Washington.

The Washington Athletic Director acknowledged that other uses will have to be found for Husky Stadium on Lake Washington and Alaska Airlines Arena to justify their recent $250 million+ upgrades. Benefit concerts featuring Justin Bieber, Barry Manilow and Donnie and Marie Osmond will be held as Husky Stadium this summer (dates TBD) to celebrate the strategic athletic outsourcing agreement.

Woodward said that the University of Oregon Athletic Department agreed as part of the MOU to seriously consider outgoing UW Football Coach Steve Sarkisian and UW Basketball Coach Lorenzo Romar and their respective staffs for future coaching, administrative and facilities vacancies at the University of Oregon Athletic Department.

“We appreciate this a very difficult day for the University of Washington administration, the UW Athletic Department, the Tyee Club members, alums, students and fans,” said University of Oregon Athletic Director Rob Mullens. “The University of Washington administration deserves credit for having the courage to initially approach the University of Oregon about the possibility of an athletic outsourcing agreement. We are humbled by the realization that we are representing two universities in Pac-12 play.”

Mullens said a portion of the transferred Tyee Fund donations will be used to expand the 54,000-seat Autzen Stadium to accommodate University of Washington students at the enhanced student section at University of Oregon home games. University of Washington football season ticket holders will have limited opportunities to buy seats at an enlarged Autzen Stadium.

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Pac-12 Commissioner Larry Scott said the University of Washington will retain its membership in the Pac-12 conference as an “emeritus” university. Scott said he is open to the possibility of Oregon State University and Washington State University entering into similar MOUs with the University of Oregon resulting in the entire Pacific Northwest being represented on fields and courts by University of Oregon student athletes. Scott confirmed that Portland State University will be considered as a replacement conference member for the “emeritus” University of Washington.

Scott said the Oregon Ducks represented both the University of Oregon and University of Washington student bodies and respective university families in their Sweet 16 matchup against Louisville last Friday in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament.

Safe Harbor Statement: This preliminary strategic Athletic Department Memoranda of Understanding (MOU) between the University of Washington and the University of Oregon is effective and duly constituted upon the playing of the “Sweet 16” game between the University of Oregon and the University of Louisville on March 29, 2013. All University of Washington athletic records with the exception of the men’s and women’s crew teams and the women’s gymnastics team will remain the official records of the University of Washington Athletic Department. They will be housed in the University of Washington Athletics Museum in which Washington fans can remember the days in which UW actually  fielded its own sports teams. A final Memoranda of Understanding will be consummated between the University of Washington and the University of Oregon later this calendar year. A corresponding MOU between the University of Washington and the Pacific-12 Conference designating an “emeritus” status for the University of Washington Athletic Department is expected to be signed in the next 90 days. None of the stipulations stated above should be constituted as a guarantee by the University of Washington administration or its agents.

About the University of Washington

Founded in 1861 by a private gift of 10 acres in what is now the heart of downtown Seattle, the UW is one of the oldest public universities on the West Coast. We’re deeply committed to upholding the responsibility that comes with that legacy. And being public has always meant being accessible. Anyone can enjoy and be enriched by all the UW has to offer, including world-class libraries, art, music, drama, sports and the highest quality medical care in Washington state. Being public also means being engaged with our communities, and through knowledge and discovery we are elevating the quality of lives of others. http://www.washington.edu/discover/

About the University of Oregon

The University of Oregon, founded in 1876, is the state’s flagship institution. Located in Eugene, an energetic college town, the university offers academic excellence and hands-on learning opportunities in a welcoming atmosphere. Towering trees shade the 295-acre campus, where students, faculty members, and employees from a wide variety of backgrounds share a commitment to preserving the environment and pursuing innovation in more than 260 academic programs that range from Eugene to Portland and from the coast to the mountains. http://uoregon.edu/about

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The following is an open letter from a former Trojan football manager and USC alum (Broadcasting Journalism ’78) to Athletic Director Pat Haden concerning the lack of a “Kiffin Factor” exit strategy.

Dear Pat:

It’s time.

In fact, it’s past time.

The media has decided it’s time for a Lane Kiffin exit strategy.

The alumni have decided it’s time for Kiffin to pack his laminated play sheet, hoodie and sun glasses.

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Kiffin has reportedly “lost” the USC locker room. A team of 19-22 year olds knows it’s time for Kiffin to go.

Seventy-six percent of Los Angeles Times readers have decided it’s time for Kiffin leave the building. Lance Armstrong and Charlie Sheen are more popular.

And even though you do not want the media and other stakeholders to set the agenda, you know deep down inside the ladies and gentlemen of the Fourth Estate are right.

They will continue to pound the jungle drums until you do the right thing. How much more can you stand? The turnovers, recruiting decommits, the hoodie, sun glasses, locker room fights, banned reporters, deflated footballs, missed dinners, jersey changing incidents, even the petty precluding of visiting teams merely walking through the LA Mausoleum before games.

The latter really upset Oregon’s mojo as the visiting Ducks put up a record 62 points on USC’s defense, amassing 730 total yards, and 321 yards by Kenjon Barner alone.

To be fair to Lane Kiffin, he is a direct descendant of the storied football family of patriarch, Monte Kiffin. And commando Paris Hilton is an heir to the Hilton Empire.

As a Rhodes Scholar you are correct in your historical metaphor, labeling the “Kid Coach” as described by Bill Plaschke of the Los Angeles Times, as the anti-Reagan. Instead of Teflon, everything is Velcro with Lane Kiffin…every transgression – real or imagined – sticks to him, further bringing down USC’s reputation and brand with each and every new incident.

Only you can stop the cardinal-and-gold bleeding.

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As a fellow mackerel snapper and USC alumnus, I have followed your career with great interest. I even had the privilege to briefly meet you when I was serving as Governor George Deukmejian’s press secretary when you were teaming with future Los Angeles Mayor Richard Riordan on venture capital deals.

My admiration stretches back to your C.I.F. championship days as the quarterback for Bishop Amat High School, when I was a mere football manager at nearby St. Francis High School. Growing up, I followed your career as Troy’s starting QB, particularly when you threw that clutch two-point conversion to Shelton Diggs as the clock was running out in the Rose Bowl. I was excited when you took over from Mike Garrett, the guy who hired Kiffin.

You did the right thing in terminating Mr. Walking Heart Attack, Kevin O’Neill, as Troy’s basketball coach. You did the right thing in moving on in the face of NCAA penalties. You did the right thing by allowing Monte Kiffin to “resign.” Now the time has come to do the same with sonny boy.

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Why do so many absolutely despise your 37-year-old coach? He is persona non grata in Oakland, Knoxville and now in Los Angeles. Can Pyongyang be far behind?

Think of it in Churchillian-prose: Never in recorded history has someone risen so fast, who has accomplished so little, and pissed off so many. Let’s see, 5-15 with the Oakland Raiders, 7-6 at Tennessee and now 25-13 at USC including taking a No. 1 ranked team to … the Sun Bowl.

Overall, Kiffin is 37-34 in his storied career. No one is going to have a four-hour erection, contemplating that record of mediocrity.

These numbers certainly don’t conjure up memories of Howard Jones, John McKay, John Robinson or Pete Carroll…more like Ted Tollner, Larry Smith and Paul Hackett.

Don’t you wish someone, such as Mark Helfrich, Steve Sarkisian, Mike Riley or David Shaw…first-rate people with first-rate football minds…was coaching your team?

Last fall, you stated that Lane was your coach, 150 percent.

Recently, you reduced your support to 137.5 percent.

The way I see it, you only have 38 more percent to go.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/8893172/lane-kiffin-takes-blame-usc-trojans-2012-season-college-football

http://www.latimes.com/sports/college/usc/la-sp-pat-haden-usc-20130122,0,2961779.story

http://articles.latimes.com/2013/jan/01/sports/la-sp-plaschke-usc-20130101

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