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“…They (traditional networks, CNN, NYT etc.) would like to attack any Republican. They’re attacking the governor (Romney). They’re attacking me. I’m sure they’ll presently get around to Senator Santorum and Congressman Paul. I am tired of the elite media protecting Barack Obama by attacking Republicans.”

I think the destructive, vicious, negative nature of much of the news media makes it harder to govern this country, harder to attract decent people to run for public office. And I am appalled that you would begin a presidential debate on a topic like that (allegations of marital infidelity).”  – Newt Gingrich in his heated exchange with CNN Moderator John King, Jan. 19, 2012.

Even though Newt Gingrich has a propensity for being a loose cannon, I know that his opening response in Thursday night’s debate resonated with conservatives across the fruited plain. He may even win the South Carolina Republican presidential primary tonight at least in part as a result of his exchange with the CNN moderator.

And it reminded me of the double-standard in American politics.

If you a press secretary for a Democrat governor, senator or House member, you wake up each morning knowing that you have one unchanging and unyielding political enemy, the Republicans.

If you are a press secretary for a Republican governor, senator or House member, you wake up each morning knowing that you have two unchanging and unyielding political enemies, the Democrats and the news media.

In my case, I served as the press director of the Deukmejian Campaign Committee in 1982; the assistant press secretary to former California Governor George Deukmejian from 1983-85; the deputy press secretary from 1985-87; and the governor’s press secretary from 1987-89. I knew the double standard back then as a press secretary to a Republican chief executive, and I know it now…Your job as a political spokesperson and message crafter is doubly tough if you work on the GOP side of the aisle.

There are current and former members of the Fourth Estate upon reading these words, who will vehemently disagree with me and try to dismiss my contention as partisan sour grapes. Then there were the people cheering Newt and nodding their heads affirmatively in Charleston, S.C. on Thursday night.

The following night, Bill O’Reilly in his “Talking Points” said that American media is “invested” in liberal politics, pointing to a 2008 Pew Research study that revealed that Americans believe the media supported Barack Obama over John McCain by a 70 percent to 9 percent margin. Surveys of reporters themselves revealed only 8 percent identify themselves as conservative (surprised it was that high).

Some may immediately dismiss this analysis because it emanates from Fox News, which is just the point. Where are conservatives going to get a fair and balanced hearing? MSNBC? The same network that asked Al Sharpton, Lawrence O’Donnell and Rachel Maddow to provide their “impartial” commentary of the New Hampshire Republican presidential primary? Was Mikhail Gorbachev booked that night? Maybe, we could turn to NBC News where Brian Williams could ask Chelsea Clinton for her opinion? Is it too late for Dan Rather to make a comeback? I could go on, but I believe you have the point.

A very sore subject between Governor Deukmejian’s office and the LA Times, the largest newspaper in California, concerned the impartiality of the newspaper’s poll conducted by Irwin A. “Bud” Lewis. There was no secret that the Times wanted former Los Angeles Mayor Tom Bradley elected governor in 1982 and 1986. And for some inexplicable reason the Bud Lewis poll would reliably and consistently reveal that Bradley was faring better against Deukmejian than the other public opinion polls. Was the LA Times poll meant to reflect public opinion or to actually drive public opinion, and help Bradley raise needed campaign cash?

Sorry even a generation later, even though I offer no smoking gun, nobody can convince me that the LA Times was not engaging in Enron-style cooking of the numbers to benefit the anointed one. By the way, we won the closest gubernatorial election in 1982, and achieved the biggest landslide in California’s political history, beating Bradley by a 61-37 percent margin in 1986.

Today, when I see polls being conducted for the New York Times-CBS News or ABC News-Washington Post, I immediately think of the official sponsor and not the results. If these polls can be slanted just a sliver, just a smidge to give more hope, more comfort and build morale for those that mirror their editorial policies, well I guess that is the way it is. Isn’t the role of the media to comfort the afflicted (the liberals) and afflict the comfortable (the conservatives)?

Conservative cries about the double standard are not new and neither are the elitist media responses. The ivory-tower crowd in New York, Washington D.C. and Los Angeles will dismiss these assertions by pointing back to Spiro Agnew’s statement (written by speech writer and later NY Times op-ed writer William Safire) about the “Nattering nabobs of negativism.” The strategy then and the strategy now is to discredit the message, regardless of its credibility, by tying it to one of the most disdained figures in American history.

For conservatives, they still remember Dan Rather’s live cat fight with then Vice President George H.W. Bush. They remember “Rathergate” and the totally discredited 60 Minutes attack on President George W. Bush’s National Guard service. And now they have John King using the opening question to shame Newt Gingrich. Come on John, couldn’t you have waited until the middle of the debate before springing the infidelity question?

My words will never convince those who refuse to be convinced, but then I weigh the impressive ratings success of Fox News. Is it because the network is indeed “fair and balanced?” Or is it because conservatives have long last found a place where their views and values have at least a snowball’s chance of being fairly presented. Sorry Keith Olbermann, you will never be considered to be fair and balanced…and in fact, I don’t think the word “balanced” will ever apply.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/us-election/9026857/US-election-2012-Newt-Gingrichs-fiery-exchange-with-CNNs-John-King-transcript-in-full.html

http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/oreilly/index.html

http://www.latimes.com/la-histpoll,0,5275501.htmlstory

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/attytood/Nabobs_natter_about_the_passing_of_William_Safire_1929-2009.html

“I stand ready to lead us down a different path, where we are lifted up by our desire to succeed, not dragged down by a resentment of success.” Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney

Is Suite H33, Kirkland House at Harvard University the most famous dorm room in the nation?

Or maybe it is located in Dobie House at the University of Texas in Austin?

Or should we focus instead on a garage, maybe one located in Palo Alto, California?

As we struggle to escape the clutches of an increasingly stubborn economic downturn, perhaps we should be looking for a new kind a “stimulus” in the form of more dreamers, achievers, inventors, innovators and entrepreneurs.

Mark Zuckerberg wrote the algorithms as seen in the film, The Social Network, that would eventually turn into Facebook on a whiteboard in a cluttered Harvard dorm room in 2003. Today, Facebook has more than 800 million subscribers, making this social media community the third largest “country” in the world. More than 3,000 people work for Facebook and a potential second quarter IPO is in the offing. If so, it will be the ultimate ka-ching.

Michael Dell started building and selling his own brand of computers for fellow UT classmates for under $1,000 each in 1983. There was no need for a middle man, and thus a business strategy was born. Today, Dell has $61.7 billion in annual revenues, a market cap (share price x number of shares) of $28.5 billion and employs 100,300 worldwide.

Bill Hewlett and David Packard started in 1937 what would eventually become Hewlett Packard in a tiny one car garage at 367 Addison Street in Palo Alto, CA.  To many this little garage is considered to be the birthplace of Silicon Valley. Today, HP is one of the largest technology companies on the planet with $127 billion in revenues, a market cap of $52.5 billion and employing almost 350,000 souls worldwide.

Certainly these are not the only entrepreneurs that have been successful as there are many more, some of them coming to America without the ability to speak English, but they all had the capacity to dream.

For more than a decade, I worked for one of those entrepreneurs, Wilfred J. Corrigan. He is now the fifth most famous person to hail from Liverpool, UK. No one knew him when he came to America with no income, flying his bride from the fjords of her native Norway to the Sonoran Deserts of Arizona. He worked on the assembly line for Motorola in Phoenix. Eventually, Wilf became the CEO of Fairchild; later losing the company in a hostile takeover attempt. He spent a year under a no-compete contract. And then started LSI Logic in 1981.

The company eventually grew to $2.7 billion in revenues with 7,700 employees and made the essential processor for the two generations of the Sony Play Station. It all started with a dream. And as a result of Wilf’s dream, thousands were working directly (employees) or indirectly (e.g. distributors, partners, suppliers) and thousands of B2B customers and their customers were being served (e.g. video game players among others). Wilf succeeded, failed and succeeded again. He is part of the 1 percent that you may have read about.

As we survey the economic landscape looking for answers, there are some who believe the answer lies in leveling the playing field, particularly those who achieve. As they say, no good deed goes unpunished.

According to the independent Tax Policy Center, 46 percent or about 76 million will not be liable for federal income taxes in 2011. That’s a whole lot of people for whatever reason, who are not achieving, some of which could be achieving a whole lot more. Granted, the ones who are employed are paying payroll taxes and contributing to Social Security.

What would happen if this 55-45 percent taxpaying to no taxpaying ratio was shifted to a 65-35 percent taxpaying to no taxpaying ratio under existing tax rates? What would happen if for example, 20 million more Americans were liable for federal income taxes without raising or lowering rates? What would be positive net income to the federal Treasury? If these 20 million would earn enough to pay taxes, would they also increase their own economic activity? What impact would that increased activity have on the federal Treasury, but also the account statements for states and municipalities?

After 15 years working in the Silicon Valley, I learned to believe in innovation and entrepreneurship. The net results are good products, good paying direct and indirect jobs. The ideas are out there. There are also risks. As a result, some will succeed and some will fail. That is the tyranny of the marketplace, but it is also the opportunity. We need to start listening to the conversations and ideas germinating from dorm rooms and garages. Who knows, the next Facebook, Dell or Hewlett Packard may be taking form.

And with these new ideas turned into new companies comes more job opportunities for the 46 percent that are not liable for federal income taxes.

Sure beats throwing money at a Bridge to Nowhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB95KLmpLR4

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2010/sep/12/social-network-facebook-mark-zuckerberg

http://www.kirkland.harvard.edu/icb/icb.do

http://content.dell.com/us/en/corp/brand-entrepreneurship

http://www.cs.utexas.edu/news-events/news/2011/michael-dell-speaks-during-return-campus

http://www.biography.com/people/michael-dell-9542199

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HP_Garage

http://money.cnn.com/2011/04/14/pf/taxes/who_pays_income_taxes/index.htm

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/28/46-percent-of-americans-e_n_886293.html

http://www.taxpolicycenter.org/

http://www.heritage.org/research/reports/2005/10/the-bridge-to-nowhere-a-national-embarrassment

From a personal public relations, marketing and branding standpoint, would I advise somebody’s daughter to pose au naturel for Playboy?

My answer is the ultimate of cop-outs: It all depends.

The most important public relations are personal public relations. Once a reputation and brand is tarnished, there will never be total redemption (e.g. Tiger Woods). This is not to suggest that posing for Playboy is necessarily immoral; some may conclude that is the case and others may have an all-together different opinion.

Before baring my opinions on this topic that once again came to the public’s attention as a result of Lindsay Lohan doing her best sans clothes impersonation of Marilyn Monroe complete with the red velvet background, one needs to be reminded that just a fraction of those that have the temerity to pose nude before millions of eyeballs are ever afforded the “opportunity.”

Besides having the requisite ornamental value, there usually must be a compelling business reason for the editors of Playboy to want devote a half-dozen or more glossy pages to a certain damsel. There is a literal media industry obsessed with fame (e.g. TMZ) and if the world has the desire to see what a particular, intriguing celebrity looks naked that draws lots attention, which translates into increasingly hard-to-attract advertising dollars. Reportedly, Lohan was paid $1 million under the condition that she pose 100 percent nude. There are 7.8 million Google results related to Lohan’s Playboy shoot and counting. The January/February issue (at least in major locales) with Lohan on the cover is a total sellout, which should bring a smile to Hugh Hefner’s 85-year old mug.

So in the wake of her entertainment stardom, not to mention the DUIs, rehabs, shop-lifting and ankle bracelets, Lohan’s decision to pose even drew the interest of the gray lady, the New York Times. “You could argue that Playboy is actually a step in the right direction — toward what passes for class and decorum these days — and that she will now join the likes of Drew Barrymore, Kim Basinger, Joan Collins, Margaux Hemingway, Margot Kidder, and Katarina Witt, all of whom posed for Playboy without any damage to their reputations whatsoever,” wrote Charles McGrath.

In assessing this question, one should consider the permanency of the pose/no pose decision. There is no debate that we live in a digital-is-eternal world in an attention society. A celebrity’s (or wanna-be celebrity’s) published nudity (both analog with staples and digital through key strokes) will follow her to the grave and in fact beyond the grave (e.g. Farrah Fawcett).

In some cases, the decision to pose nude is made with an eye toward launching a career (i.e. Jenny McCarthy, Pam Anderson) and in other cases the decision is made to resurrect interest or at least a memory (i.e. Witt, Fawcett). And in these cases, the decision from a personal PR, marketing and branding consideration was the right decision…but it doesn’t appear to work for everyone.

Nancy Sinatra’s decision to pose at 54 came too late in her career; her best days were clearly behind her. Fawcett was 48 and 50 for the two times she took off her clothes for Playboy’s photographers, putting her on the cusp of being too…mature for this decision.

Model Cindy Crawford recounted how advisors were aghast by her consideration of posing nude for famous photographer Herb Ritts’ camera a second time at 32 years-old in 1998. Reflecting to the stated opposition of her camp, Crawford said: “That provoked me and made me want to push their buttons a little. People have to compartmentalize me. They can’t deal with a woman who has a serious career taking off her clothes and being sexy.”

Lohan’s pictorial in Playboy may or may not have totally sold out. There is no doubt that the Playboy appearances of two women resulted in their respective editions becoming collector’s items: Monroe and Olympic figure skating champion Witt.

Like Crawford before her, Witt had a similar pose/no pose decision to make. “I’m sure that some of my skating audience, when they hear I’ve taken off my clothes for Playboy, will be shocked. They may be uncomfortable with it, or they might ask, ‘Why?’ I don’t know what to say, except that I was ready to do this.” She was also 33 in 1998, possibly prompting her to ask herself, if not now, when…and is later possibly too late?

Fawcett reflected upon her fans and their impressions as part of her decision-making process. “Fans hand me posters, pictures, T-shirts to sign, and they talk about having fantasies about me. I decided, if they’re going to have fantasies, I’ll give them what I think they should have. As much as I wanted this, it wasn’t easy.”

In some cases, the decision to pose may revolve around money (e.g. Lohan), notoriety (e.g. Kim Kardashian) or maybe to break out the shadow of famous relatives (e.g. Lizzy Jagger).

From a personal brand-building/enhancing standpoint, the decision to pose worked well for the likes of Jenny McCarthy, Pam Anderson, Cindy Crawford, Katharina Witt and certainly Marilyn Monroe. For others including Nancy Sinatra and quite possibly, Farrah Fawcett and Patti Davis, it was a mistake. And for even others, such as Tea Party fave Sarah Palin or sideline reporter Erin Andrews in the wake of the despicable stocker video of her, the decision to pose would most likely be curtains or at least eye-opening setbacks to lucrative careers.

Of course, times and mores change. Monroe was reportedly questioned by authorities what was on when she posed for Playboy. She replied: “The radio.” These days no one would care what music was playing when Lohan stepped out of her bathrobe. Did they airbrush her ankle bracelets along with her tattoos?

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/06/sunday-review/lindsay-lohan-in-playboy-overexposed.html?pagewanted=all

http://www.nndb.com/lists/272/000091996/

http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/9170927-president-reagans-daughter-patti-davis-poses-nude-at-58-photo

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/271833/20111223/lindsay-lohan-pictorial-leaked-playboy-photos-want.htm

The setting was serene, a cool morning with the sun rays starting to win their way through a resolute coastal fog.

There were pine cones littering the ground having fallen from shade trees not long before.

Most of all there was a granite marker telling the story of a “mother,” a “wife,” an “artist” and a “writer.” Robin was born on January 24, 1955 and she passed away on July 10, 2005…about three decades short of what should have been her expected lifetime.

Even though I can’t prove it conclusively and never will, I am nonetheless certain that cigarettes robbed 30 years or more of her life. These highly addictive and inexplicably still legal killers deprived my daughter, Allison, of her mother and me of my dear wife of more than two decades.

Both Allison and I repeatedly encouraged Robin to quit, to find another way, to say goodbye to smoking, but there was always another rationale, another excuse, another reason…it was the nicotine talking, the same nicotine that took control of her life…until the end. The official diagnosis was stomach cancer, but I am convinced it was cigarettes.

As I sat beside the grave marker last week in the Cambria Central Cemetery in Central California, a ritual that I undertake two-or-three times each year, I became incensed. The reason was the realization that this repeated pilgrimage didn’t have to be, at least not this early in her life or this early in my life. How many others are going through a similar exercise and coming to the very same conclusion?

Let me ask right here and now: Why aren’t cigarettes banned outright? They kill. They are poisonous. We know this as an empirically proven, peer-reviewed scientific fact. Why don’t the federal and state authorities just say no to cigarettes?

Are we worried about losing jobs in North Carolina, Kentucky and Virginia? Are we concerned about electoral votes from these very same tobacco-growing states? Do you smell smoke, the kind that wafts in a backroom when a deal is being struck?

In November 1998, 46 state attorneys general reached agreement with Big Tobacco on a Master Settlement Agreement (MSA) calling for the tobacco companies to cough up (appropriate verb) $206 billion during the next 25 years. The end result is the government gets bigger (the government always gets bigger), the tobacco companies are free from liability for their murderous actions, cigarettes are sold and people keep on dying.

Just three years ago, Congress passed and the president signed the sweet sounding, “The Children’s Health Insurance Program Reauthorization Act of 2009.” The key was a tax increase on smoking, increasing the federal tax on a pack of smokes from $0.39 to $1.01. This tax is levied on top of the myriad of state taxes on cigarettes, such as $0.80 per pack in Nevada; $0.87 per pack in California; $1.18 in Oregon; $2.00 in Arizona and $3.02 in Washington.

The question is who is really addicted to cigarettes? The poor, clinically addicted people who keep puffing away until they rob themselves of decades of their lives and leaving behind family members way too early? Or the federal and state governments that have tied themselves forever to cigarette tax revenues in order to continue their own addictive spending patterns? Or how about both the addicted smokers and the cigarette-tax revenue dependent governments?

Think of the irony, we as a nation are providing health programs benefitting children based upon people paying taxes on a product that we know leads to disease and death? How in good conscience can anyone support such a cruel policy?

But if you suggested to cash-strapped states and the federal government finance types that they get off the cigarette tax revenue gravy train, the static scorers in their green eye-shades would come in with some huge frightening number about lost revenues. How about the broken and lost lives that subsidize your revenues and thus your out-of-control spending?

What if we looked at this equation using dynamic scoring instead? What if cigarettes were outright banned? Would the most addicted of the hardened smokers seek their fix from the black market? Yes, they would. Would jobs be lost in tobacco states? Sure, but is tobacco the only cash crop in North Carolina, Virginia and Kentucky. I don’t think so.

What if fewer people were getting smoking-related diseases, leading to less Medicare and Medicaid expenditures? Instead of dying early, (e.g. 50-years-old) what if these people continued to live? What if they continued to be productive and thus contributed revenues through existing tax rates for the betterment of society? Wonder if we still would have a reduction in revenues that would exacerbate the deficit? Maybe this ethical policy would be an actual revenue enhancer.

The bottom line is that cigarettes are evil. We know they are addictive. We know they cause a litany of diseases for those who smoke and for those exposed to second-hand smoke. And we know they kill. How can anyone justify making this product in the face of conclusive scientific evidence? And how can our governments rationalize drawing revenues directly from a product that deprives a daughter of her mother and a husband of his wife?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_taxes_in_the_United_States

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tobacco_Master_Settlement_Agreement

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicotine

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2011 annual report for this blog.

 

Here’s an excerpt:

A San Francisco cable car holds 60 people. This blog was viewed about 3,400 times in 2011. If it were a cable car, it would take about 57 trips to carry that many people.

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Move over Gordon Moore, there is a new law in town: Digital is Eternal.

Intel Corporation co-founder Moore is famous for his 1965 “law,” stating that every 18-24 months the amount of capability/complexity that can be incorporated into a silicon piece of real estate doubles. The law is still applicable nearly two generations later and it explains how we can have ever-smaller devices (e.g. fourth generation cell phones with tons of apps) that are faster, quicker, more powerful and burn less power in doing so. It all adds up to the serendipity of the semiconductor business.

A net effect of Moore’s law is the proliferation of the ones-and-zeroes that make digital possible. And with the global spread of digital technology comes the undeniable and inescapable fact that anything and everything that is rendered digital is there forever…and can come back to bite you. Digital is eternal.

Back in my analog days working in the California governor’s office in the 1980s, a frequent refrain heard in the corridors of the capitol was, “If you don’t want to read about it in the Sacramento Bee, don’t write it down.” The big fear at the time was copy machines, lots of copy machines. Members of the Capital Press Corps would soon be receiving white envelopes with no return addresses and inside of these envelopes were photocopied “good dirt.” This practice almost sounds quaint compared to today’s digital TMZ, Deadspin, National Enquirer world

Fast forward to the digital days of the Internet Bubble in which stocks rode the roller coaster up and the same thrill ride to the bottom, we heard another refrain, “Everything digital is discoverable.” Translated: A plaintiff attorney firm filing a strike suit against your company could, and most likely would, demand in the discovery process all corporation e-mails, notes, transcripts, documents, anything and everything even remotely relevant to the matter being litigated. And there was no excuse for digital data being routinely purged after an appropriate period of time; a judge would simply order a company to digitally comply regardless of the IT data recovery costs involved. No wonder so many cases were settled out of court to the delight of the strike suit firm.

Today, we live in the age of Google. The company’s name is no longer just a proper noun, but a verb as in “Google this” and “Google that.” What is being Googled in many cases is a person’s reputation and personal brand.

If you are Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian (you get the digital picture), money and attention is the draw; reputation is clearly secondary, if not tertiary. So a supposedly private sex tape or commando raid becomes public or pubic…or lack of pubic. Will they ever regret that their sexual escapades are permanently captured and literally viewed by millions all by means of digital ones and zeroes? Wonder if Brett Favre and/or Anthony Weiner have any regrets about digitally transmitting images of their respective junk?

Go ahead and “Google” Olympic Gold medal swimmer, “Michael Phelps bong” and 505,000 pages including the infamous stoned photos (first item) come rushing at you. Will the public remember his 16-gold medals or his famous bong pipe escapade? What is really sad is the bong pipe photo, which reportedly cost him millions in endorsements, will not only follow him to his grave, but actually will be a permanently black mark on his reputation beyond his grave.

“Some day that party picture is going to bite them when they seek a senior corporate job or public office,” said Don Tapscott, author of Grown Up Digital. “I think they should wake up now, and become aware of the extent to which they’re sharing parts of themselves that one day they may wish they had kept private.”

More than one person has labeled college as “Life’s last playground.” And as a teaching assistant, I run into students who are having plain old fun and enjoying their college years to the max. They should also keep in mind, whether they like it or not, that they are also in the midst of making a transition from being student to becoming a professional.

If a student is neck-and-neck with another student for an entry-level job and the employer Google’s both and finds a bong pipe, a drunken stupor or an inappropriate display for body parts that should be private on one student and none of the above on the other, who are they going to be inclined to hire?

And this cautionary note goes beyond the prospective work place and also includes a potential lover. In this era of Internet dating, it is routine for a partner-to-be to surf your reputation to determine if there any game-changing, unpleasant sides to your personal brand. What may be playful and fun to you, may be interpreted as showing a total lack of judgment.

In this era of smaller and smaller cameras and more powerful microphones, all for reasonable prices, it is better to think twice and to exert caution. My intent here is to not be an old-fashioned party pooper. Instead, I would like to ensure that student careers do not come crashing to earth, before they even have a chance to get launched into the professional stratosphere. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Moore

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moore%27s_Law

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Phelps

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&aq=4&oq=Michael+Phelps+&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4ADRA_enUS373US374&q=michael+phelps+bong&gs_upl=0l0l0l13120lllllllllll0&aqi=g4s1

Executives are hired to maximize profits; that is their responsibility to their company’s shareholders. Even if executives wanted to forgo some profit to benefit society, they could expect to lose their jobs if they tried—and be replaced by managers who would restore profit as the top priority,” – Arneel Karnani, University of Michigan associate professor of strategy, Wall Street Journal, August 23, 2010.

“…It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own self-interest.” – Adam Smith, author of The Wealth of Nations.

Right now, the public is more likely to view greed as a deadly sin than an engine of economic growth,” Edward Glaeser, Harvard Economist, New York Times, January 6, 2009.

When push comes to shove, are corporate executives (especially at the C-level) more inclined to worship at the altar of fiduciary responsibility as opposed to corporate social responsibility (CSR)?

And conversely are public relations practitioners more inclined to counsel corporate social responsibility over fiduciary responsibility to these very same executives? And if so, is there a disconnect to the detriment of the corporate communicator? Is this a primary reason there are not more seats at corporate boardroom tables for PR pros?

The debate between fiduciary responsibility (maximizing profitability for investing shareholders) vs. corporate social responsibility (doing good deeds benefitting stakeholders in places where a company does business) is not new.

Nobel Prize winning American economist and academic Milton Friedman (1912-2006) took a Kantian stance (categorical imperative) toward a publicly traded company maintaining its fiduciary responsibility to its shareholders in his oft-quoted New York Times Magazine piece in 1970. Friedman said: “…A corporate executive is an employee of the owners of the business. He has direct re­sponsibility to his employers. That responsi­bility is to conduct the business in accordance with their desires, which generally will be to make as much money as possible while con­forming to the basic rules of the society.”

Echoing these sentiments is Harvard professor and former Treasury Secretary Lawrence Summers who stated: “It is hard in this world to do well. It is hard to do good. When I hear a claim that an institution is going to do both, I reach for my wallet. You should too.”

Besides the Friedman Doctrine, there is the matter of law that is directly applicable when it comes to striving for profitability. The federal Employee Retirement Income Security Act (ERISA) of 1974 was passed to protect the retirement assets of Americans.

Specifically, the law defines a “fiduciary as anyone who exercises discretionary authority or control over a plan’s management or assets, including anyone who provides investment advice to the plan. Fiduciaries who do not follow the principles of conduct may be held responsible for restoring losses to the plan.” Considering that the overwhelming majority of securities are owned by institutional investors (buy-side and sell-side analysts purchasing stocks for retirement funds and big-ticket clients among others), the implied threat of regulatory action and/or liability to plaintiff strike suits aimed at deep pockets is obvious.

Also coming into play is the Nexus of Contracts Theory that posits that corporations are essentially a series of contractual obligations with stakeholders, such as the shareholders who provide capital (market capitalization or market value) to publicly traded companies in return for a potential monetary gain. Kenneth Ayotte and Henry Hansmann in their 2011 A Nexus of Contracts Theory and Legal Entities contend that a firm’s most valuable rights are its contractual assets. The question is whether a company can ethically risk running afoul of these contractual obligations in the pursuit of a higher public good?

Arneel Karnani, University of Michigan associate professor of strategy, is more aligned with Friedman than the growing movement toward CSR, particularly among the practitioners in the public relations community.  In his 2010 Wall Street Journal commentary, The Case Against Social Responsibility, Karnani states categorically that when push comes to shove executives with regularity will come down on the side of fiduciary responsibility for their shareholders and equity-holding employees. To do so otherwise, potentially impacts executive compensation, invites the eventual removal of the chief executive officer and chief lieutenants, prompts ERISA enforcement, and spurs almost certain litigation by the plaintiff’s bar on behalf of alleged aggrieved shareholders.

Fiduciary, imperative “must;” CSR, subjunctive, “should?”

The specter of these very real risks does not mean that CSR is not a factor in today’s boardrooms, even though Karnani uses the categorical words, “irrelevant or ineffective.” Karnani does acknowledge that the prospect of imposed additional costs—regulatory mandates, taxes, punitive fines, public embarrassment—on socially unacceptable behavior (see  2010 BP “Deepwater Horizon” debacle) can drive corporate executives to be at least mindful of CSR.

Karnani cites the global movement toward more fuel-efficient vehicles or healthier fast foods as being driven more out of consideration for profits (e.g. Toyota and McDonald’s respectively)  than a desire to reduce energy consumption and promote healthy diets. J.D. Margolis et al in their 2007 Does It Pay to Be Good? uses the anecdote of Home Depot building playgrounds as more of an effort to stimulate “Corporate Financial Performance” (CFP) as to demonstrate “Corporate Social Performance” (CSP).

According to these authors, all of these CSR activities are direct byproducts of the quest for profits and the maximization of shareholder value.  For example, Karnani said that pleas for corporate social responsibility will only be accepted by executives smart enough to realize that doing the right thing directly coincides with the pursuit of profit. “Pleas for corporate social responsibility will be truly embraced only by those executives who are smart enough to see that doing the right thing is a byproduct of their pursuit of profit,” Karnani wrote.

There is no argument about the mandated fiduciary obligation of publicly traded companies to maximize profits within the context of applicable laws and regulations for the benefit of their investing shareholders. Having said that, just blindly adopting Friedman’s deontological approach in rejecting CSR or Karnani’s skepticism ignore significant global trends in favor of Corporate Social Responsibility.

The Tide Turns?

Professor Charles W.L. Hill in his 2011 seventh edition of Global Business Today defined CSR as the idea that business executives should carefully consider the social consequences of economic actions when making business decisions. CSR advocates contend that businesses, particularly large multi-national enterprises (MNEs), need to recognize their noblesse oblige (Hill’s emphasis) and actually give back to the societies that make their economic success possible. Is this an Utilitarian approach, if shareholders do not receive the ultimate maximum financial return as a result of an increased emphasis on CSR?

Henry Mintzberg et al in their 2002 essay Beyond Selfishness argued that the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, 2001 (at least for a short-period of time) changed the prevailing thinking of Wall Street denizens to actually consider engaging with society. Before the hijacked planes struck the World Trade Center towers and the Pentagon, the overwhelming focus was on the Internet bubble of the 1990s and the Enron-era rapid acquisition (“irrational exuberance” in the words of Alan Greenspan) of capital. “A society devoid of selfishness is certainly difficult to imagine. But a society that glorifies selfishness can be imagined only as base.”

One very clear trend in favor of CSR is the growing global respect for non-governmental organizations (increasingly seen as independent third-parties). Public esteem and trust for these NGOs has steadily increased. For example, the 2011 Edelman Trust Barometer revealed that not only are NGOs the most trusted in society, but their level of popular support is growing from 57 percent in 2010 to 61 percent in 2011. Certainly, the increasing public trust in these NGOs has prompted companies (e.g.Starbucks) to enter into “synergistic” relationships with these non-profits, such as Conservation International and the Environment Defense Fund.

The Edelman Trust Barometer reported that trust in business as measured by a quantitative survey of more than 5,000 “informed publics” grew marginally worldwide from 54-to-56 percent between 2010 and 2011, but actually declined in the US from 54- to-46 percent, and in the UK from 49-to-44 percent. Business trails NGOs in trust, but still leads the media, which only saw its trust score rise from 45-to-49 percent between 2010 and 2011.

The Edelman survey illustrated the stark difference when it comes to public benefit of the doubt between a company that is seen as trustworthy and one that is not. If a company is distrusted then it only takes on average only one-or-two negative Internet mentions for 57 percent to believe a particular item of negative information about a company. Conversely, if a company is trusted then it takes on average only one-or-two positive mentions for 51 percent to believe a particular item of positive information about a company. Edelman concluded that it was good business to align profit and purpose for social benefit.

Another reason for companies collaborating with environmental non-profits is to inoculate a firm against public attacks by more fundamentalist organizations that opt for confrontation rather than cooperation with corporations. For example, Global Exchange launched a protest at Starbuck’s annual meeting and demanded that the company sell more fair trade coffee. The company also was subjected to repeated instances of antagonism from Seattle Audubon and others.

Commenting earlier this year on the net effect of Starbucks CSR activities, Rick Cohen of the Non-Profit Quarterly wrote: “Whether one likes or dislikes Starbucks or its philanthropy, the Starbucks CSR model looks like a recipe that many corporations recognize as a solid formula for social responsibility.

And what is the present-day view of company employees if their employer is perceived to be only concerned with enriching its shareholders? This question was posed by Harvard Economist Edward L. Glaeser in his 2009 Can Business Do Well and Do Good?  He offered that the tide is turning against the Friedman Doctrine as business giants, such as Bill Gates and Warren Buffett, are increasingly arguing the value of CSR.

This question was the focus of a MIT Sloan Management essay by C.B. Bhattacharya et al (2008) Using Corporate Social Responsibility to Win the War for Talent, which calls upon employers under pressure to attract-and-retain the best-and-the-brightest employees. Bhattacharya advocates that corporations use internal marketing to champion a company’s CSR efforts as part of a portfolio of “job products” offered to valuable employees. The results of this additional motivation can contribute to job satisfaction, retention and higher productivity.

However, companies must learn to engage in CSR and communicate the news about these activities to its vital internal audience. Many times a company makes only cursory management statements along the lines of “we support recycling” or buries a one-paragraph mention of CSR activities as a throw-away in the text of a chief executive officer’s annual report letter (SEC filing 10K).

Bhattacharya et al state that CSR can serve as a “reputation shield” to parry negative thrusts by NGOs about a company’s impact on society. Knowledge of and employee participation in these CSR activities can also “energize” employees, stimulating them to work harder, be more productive and to focus more on quality. The latter can also contribute to fiduciary responsibility as Harvard Business Professor Michael Porter has argued that quality-driven differentiation along with lower costs are the two basic strategies for creating value for customers.

A corporation’s “reputation shield” has become even more tenuous in this age of 24/7/365 digital self-publishing. As a result, a company’s accumulated brand equity and carefully nurtured reputation are effectively traded every minute of every day online, just like a NYSE or NASDAQ security. And some of these traders are competitors or others that do not have a company’s best interests in mind. Building up goodwill through being perceived as a solid corporate citizen may help mitigate broadsides by those who harbor different agendas.  The recent web disclosure that Burson Marsteller was secretly reaching out to bloggers to chastise Google on privacy concerns without disclosing its client, rival Facebook, turned out to be a black mark on the reputation and brand of both Burson Marsteller and Facebook.

A Balanced Approach?

The debate between the fiduciary responsibility adherents on one side and the devotees of corporate responsibility on the other is not new. In at least one case, the debate was longitudinally conducted by the same organization.

In 1981, the Business Roundtable concluded: “Balancing the shareholder’s expectations of maximum return against other priorities is one of the fundamental problems confronting corporate management. The shareholder must receive a good return, but the legitimate concerns of other constituencies (customers, employees, communities, suppliers, and society at large) also must have the appropriate attention…(Lead managers) believe that by giving enlightened consideration to balancing the legitimate claims of all its constituents, a corporation will best serve its shareholders.”

Sixteen-years later, the Business Roundtable completely reversed its field stating that a corporate board of directors cannot pit its shareholders against other stakeholders. The Business Roundtable said that imposing conflicting demands on corporate boards is unworkable and when push comes to shove between customers, employees and shareholders, a board must down on the side of shareholders.

Even though the debate is not new, the growing trend in favor of corporate social responsibility over merely adherence to fiduciary duties is gaining speed. For example, David Bach and David Bruce Allen in their 2010 What Every CEO Needs to Know About Nonmarket Strategy offer that non-market strategy recognizes that corporations are social and political entities, not just economic agents.

Glaeser wrote that company employees are becoming less enamored with the notion of working their entire lives only to pad the wallets of anonymous shareholders. Even though he agrees with Friedman’s doctrine that corporations “overriding moral obligation” is the fulfillment of fiduciary responsibilities and the maximization of shareholder wealth, he is also a fan of the notion of “Creative Capitalism.”

Michael Kinsley and Conor Clarke wrote the book Creative Capitalism, gathering the contributions of dozens of participants on the issue of corporate social responsibility, including Microsoft billionaire Bill Gates and Berkshire Hathaway billionaire Warren E. Buffett. Both offer counterpoints to the sentiments expressed by Milton Friedman, Larry Summers and others.

In particular, Gates has called for “market-based social change” and for doing the essential work that addresses the world’s inequities. “This kind of creative capitalism matches business expertise with needs in the developing world to find markets that are already there, but are untapped,” Gates said. “Sometimes market forces fail to make an impact in developing countries not because there’s no demand, or even because money is lacking, but because we don’t spend enough time studying the needs and requirements of that market.” The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has given $26.1 billion cumulatively, mainly for health and productivity improvements in the developing world.

A Seat at the Table?

Regardless of the ultimate outcome of the fiduciary duty vs. corporate social responsibility debate, public relations practitioners — internal and external — are coming down reflexively on the side of Corporate Social Responsibility. The question is whether this is a wise personal public relations strategy, when PR practitioners have long complained about not being given a seat at the corporate board room table.

To gain a coveted seat, a budding corporate executive must command respect and exude gravitas. Certainly there is plenty of evidence in support of the growing trend toward CSR including the Edelman Trust Barometer, the notion of “Creative Capitalism” and increasing number of prominent executives who champion CSR. The danger lies in being seen as single mindedly arguing CSR, creating the dangerous perception of being oblivious to a publicly traded company’s fiduciary duties.

Karnani in his commentary issues the following warning: “In circumstances in which profits and social welfare are in direct opposition, an appeal to corporate social responsibility will almost always be ineffective, because executives are unlikely to act voluntarily in the public interest and against shareholder interests.”

Public relations practitioners cannot exclusively sing the siren song of Corporate Social Responsibility without acknowledging and implementing the moral obligation of fiduciary responsibility to shareholders, equity-participation employees and to those who are genuinely interested in effective corporate governance (see Sarbanes-Oxley).

Fiduciary duties are legal-and-moral requirements for publicly traded corporations. Diversified shareholders are investing a portion of their future in the projected success of a company. Management is obligated to effectively respond to these investors.

At the same time, they are not the only stakeholders in society. That is where corporate social responsibility comes into the equation. A company doing business in a community does have an ethical responsibility to give back to society and to apply pressure to its supply chain to do the same.

Fiduciary and CSR are not mutually exclusive ethical requirements. Public relations practitioners need to worship at both altars. If not, corporate executives may stop listening before the public relations pros stop talking.

“Pleas for corporate social responsibility will be truly embraced only by those executives who are smart enough to see that doing the right thing is a byproduct of their pursuit of profit.” – Arneel Karnani, University of Michigan associate professor of strategy, Wall Street Journal, August 23, 2010.

“Whether one likes or dislikes Starbucks or its philanthropy, the Starbucks CSR model looks like a recipe that many corporations recognize as a solid formula for social responsibility,” – Rick Cohen, The Non-Profit Quarterly, April 20,2011

Celebrating its 40th year in business, Starbucks Corp (NASDAQ: SBUX) is a profitable $11.7 billion roaster/retailer of specialty coffees with operations in 50 countries around the world. Last year, the world’s leader in the sale of upscale coffee (e.g. mochas, lattes, cappuccinos and whole/ground beans) reported a net profit of $1.24 billion and recorded $33 billion in market capitalization.

Throughout its history, the company has made a commitment to fiduciary responsibility, generating profits and returns to its shareholders, while embracing a company culture that includes a focus on corporate social responsibility (CSR). Early forays into this latter field included support for the anti-poverty organization, CARE, and for the environmental non-government organization (NGO), The Environmental Defense Fund.

Starbucks’ first CSR efforts began in 1994 as an activity incorporated in its Environmental Affairs Department with a modest budget of $50,000. Five years later, a separate-and-distinct Environmental Affairs Department was established, focusing on five areas: business practices, environmental, community affairs, corporate giving and the Starbucks Foundation. By 2002, the 14-member department was working with a budget of $6 million.

Starbucks chief executive officer and president Orin Smith drew a linkage between shareholders and stakeholders, which include customers, suppliers, partners and coffee growers. “It’s (CSR) an integral part of the new business strategy,” said Smith.

Worldwide concern about the plight of the Amazon rain forests and sensitive species has put a public magnifying glass on the production of coffee in the tropics, including the mild arabica beans used by Starbucks to serve its global customer base. The majority of the coffee crop (the world’s second largest commodity) is grown on small-and-medium sized farms, many in areas of significant environmental impact containing a wide variety of fragile species. The plight of these regions has been the mission of environmental NGOs, including Conservation International.

At the same time, the public esteem and trust for these NGOs has steadily increased. For example, the 2011 Edelman Trust Barometer revealed that not-only are NGOs (seen as responsible third-parties) the most trusted in society, but their level of popular support is growing from  57 percent in 2010 to 61 percent in 2011.

Starbucks collaborated with one of these more trusted NGOs, entering into a strategic alliance with the professionally oriented Environmental Defense Fund (EDF), to develop a more environmentally friendly coffee cup. The question facing the company was how could it enhance its reputation as an environmentally conscious corporate citizen without compromising the quality of its supply of mild arabica beans?

Could the company grow revenues and profitability and promote shareholder value (fiduciary responsibility), while being seen as a good steward for the environment and to improve the standard-of-living for its suppliers, the medium-and-small farmers (corporate social responsibility)? Enter biodiversity NGO, Conservation International (CI).

The first uneasy meeting between Starbucks and Conservation International representatives took place in 1997. Starbucks expressed its concern about the quality of the coffee that it was buying for its discerning customer base. Conservation International was focused on the impact of hundreds of medium-and-small coffee farms in the hills of the environmentally sensitive region of Chiapas, Mexico. Concurrent with this meeting were the letters and cards coming from the customer base asking Starbucks whether it is actually buying shade-grown coffee and about protecting the forests where coffee is grown.

Conservation International saw that Starbucks could exert considerable influence as a major purchaser on the company’s supply chain (includes the coffee farmers) to protect the environment. So why did the strategic alliance between a major, publicly traded, for-profit corporation, Starbucks, and an influential, non-profit, environmental NGO, Conservation International, work for the benefit of not only both parties, but the overall environment as well?

Due diligence was definitely one factor. Accumulated trust eventually became a second factor. Both entities took the time-and-effort to comprehend and appreciate the position of the respective parties. Starbucks as a publicly traded company has a fiduciary responsibility to grow the top-and-bottom lines and to generate superior value for its shareholders. The top line increased from $1.68 billion in 1999 to $2.64 billion just two years later. Gross profit margin expanded slightly in the course of these three years even though COGS expenses grew by $742 million. Total net income increased from $101 million in 1999 (6.1 percent) to $181.2 million (6.8 percent). These revenue and profitability enhancements were recorded after Starbucks signed a memorandum of understanding (MOU) with Conservation International (not implying a direct effect of the strategic alliance on company financials).

Starbucks impressed upon Conservation International that it was not going to serve its customer base by purchasing politically correct, shade-grown coffee beans that are substandard from a quality standpoint. Conservation International responded by teaming with Starbucks, finding common ground, even playing a direct role on coffee farmer quality control. Was Conservation International in effect helping Starbucks maintain its fiduciary responsibility, while exerting pressure on the corporation for CSR?

Starbucks CEO Smith even extolled the “synergies” between Starbucks and Conservation International with the former focusing on quality coffee and the latter on the environment. Typically, the word “synergy” is reserved for evaluation of mergers and acquisitions. Smith was a member of the Conservation International Board of Directors as of October 31, 2001.

Eventually, the Chiapas project led to signed agreements between Conservation International and certain Mexican coffee producers and their respective cooperatives. Upon meeting Starbucks quality standards, producers could sell an increasing percentage of their crop to Starbucks for premium prices (Especially important considering the drop in prices for mild-arabica and rustica coffee prices worldwide). Starbucks eventually became comfortable guaranteeing low-interest loans to these small farmers, providing them with needed capital.

In exchange, these farmers agreed to not harvest trees on producer farms or the Chiapas Biosphere Reserve, a wide variety of shade trees would be planted, and no coffee pulp could be thrown into local rivers.

Starbucks’ “synergistic” and cooperative strategic alliance with Conservation International followed the company’s professional and managerial relationship with the Environmental Defense Fund. Does that mean that Starbucks enjoys the same relationship with all environmental NGOs? Unfortunately, the answer is “no.”

While the relationship with EDF was professional and the interchange with Conservation International was synergistic, Starbucks’ was subjected to a wave of confrontational tactics undertaken by other environmental NGOs. For example, Global Exchange launched a protest at the company’s annual meeting and demanded that Starbucks sell fair trade coffee.

 After a series of discussions, Starbucks entered into an agreement with TransFair USA, which provides certification for all Fair Trade Coffee in the United States. Starbucks offered a similar approach, comparable to its relationship with Conservation International to TransFair. The aim was to improve coffee quality, provide financial assistance to farmers and raise public awareness of biodiversity issues in the tropics. TransFair rejected Starbucks’ advance, stating that is only sells certification seals and would only deal with Starbucks in that fashion.

Ultimately, Starbucks did sign an agreement with TransFair to purchase Fair Trade-certified coffee, providing that it met the company’s quality standards that were needed to respond to consumer demand. Starbucks even paid 10-cents per pound licensing fee to TransFair. Even with this agreement Global Exchange and TransFair were badgering Starbucks to buy even more Fair Trade-certified coffee.

Contrary to the actions of Conservation International, TransFair had no interest on improving quality among its registered farmers. TransFair said this was simply not its mission.

Starbucks chief executive officer Smith acknowledged, NGOs are critical influencers. And there are some (e.g. EDF, Conservation International) that are willing-and-able to work with a multi-national company for their mutual advantage. Alas, there are others (e.g.TransFair) that are at best cordial, if not antagonistic and downright confrontational with multinational enterprises (e.g. Global Exchange, Seattle Audubon).

For Starbucks and other publicly traded companies, there will always be fiduciary responsibility (buy low, sell high). And to an increasing extent, there is also corporate social responsibility, including exerting pressure through the management of the supply chain to demand greater adherence to environmental stewardship. There is also the question of building brand equity.

 A proactive, collaborative working relationship with a NGO, such as Conservation International, can directly benefit fiduciary responsibility and corporate social responsibility. They are not mutually exclusive terms of art.  These strategic alliances can also help inoculate or at least mitigate a MNE against outright hostility by certain NGOs that deliberately choose corporate antagonism as their modus operandi.

(Editor’s Note: The following analysis was made based on a May 1, 2004 Harvard Business School case presented by James E. Austin, Harvard professor, emeritus and Cate Reavis, senior researcher from the Global Research Group. To learn more about Austin’s impressive publication and research record, please visit http://drfd.hbs.edu/fit/public/facultyInfo.do?facInfo=pub&facId=6413).

“It deeply saddens me that some people in power in our state continue to drive Oregon into a death spiral with their embrace of mediocrity.” – Nike founder Phil Knight.

Oregonians deserve better than struggling to avoid mediocrity,” – University of Oregon President Richard Lariviere today before he was fired by the Oregon State Board of Education.

With the exception of West Virginia breaking away from Virginia at the onset of the Civil War, I don’t know of any other states that have actually changed their name. Maybe the time has come for a second state to change its name.

The vapid intellectual tundra lying between Washington to the north, California to the south, Nevada and Idaho to the east and the Pacific Ocean to the west that used to be called Oregon should now be officially recognized as the State of Mediocrity.

Each year there would be a Civil War game between the University of Mediocrity Ducks and the Mediocrity State Beavers. The winner of the game would be guaranteed a slot in the most average of all college bowl games, the uDrove Humanitarian Bowl in Boise. Maybe, Mediocrity Governor John Kitzhaber could throw out the first potato into the snow?

Come on Oregonians…err..Mediocritans, it’s time to continue our eternal quest to be average, to be mundane, to be just so-so. Let’s insist on paying other people to pump gas into our cars in the interest of ensuring the perpetuation of low-quality jobs for petroleum-transfer engineers. Maybe what’s left of our universities can produce graduates who are uniquely prepared to pump gas, tend bar, pick up garbage and most of all being prepared to ask: “Would you like fries with that hamburger?”

Even with the myriad of challenges that California faces, it still has great universities such as Stanford and UC Berkeley that are producing the brains that directly lead to Silicon Valley innovation. A telling Harvard Business Review study would compare the fate of two similar companies founded at the same time, one in California and one in Oregon. The companies are Hewlett-Packard and Tektronix…Tek-Who?

The State of Mediocrity strategically stands right on the edge of the Pacific Rim and its children will be uniquely prepared to report to their future bosses located in China, India, Taiwan, Korea, Japan and (gasp) California…that assumes they can get a job.

Richard Lariviere took a principled stand against the notion of communal poverty, the idea that the only method of addressing economic inequality is to make everyone equally miserable. “Thirty years of disinvestment in higher education have left the university and all of its sister institutions impoverished,” he said. “The structures now in place for financing and governing our universities offer no hope for moving us out of this poverty.”

Lariviere’s sin (no good deed goes unpunished) was to dream big. He did not see the University of Oregon and Eastern Oregon University on the same academic playing field. Quick: Where is Eastern Oregon located? I don’t know either.

There are two Carnegie Doctoral Research Universities in the State of Oregon, the University of Oregon and Oregon State University…sorry Western Oregon, Southern Oregon, Eastern Oregon, Portland State University, but you simply didn’t make the cut. Now why can the Carnegie folks figure out that certain universities deserve a “research” status and others do not? Maybe, it’s because they do not work for government bureaucracies.

US News and World Report in its annual rankings of public universities ranks the University of Oregon #46. The next highest Oregon university, OSU, stands at #69. Sorry Eastern Oregon, Western Oregon, Southern Oregon… I stopped reading after 110 slots and I did not see any other ranked Oregon public universities.

Isn’t it ironic that Oregon is allowed compete for its third straight conference championship and a trip to the Rose Bowl on Friday, but the state’s flagship university is impeded from aspiring to become a UC Berkeley, a UVA, a University of Michigan, a University of Texas? Will Governor Kitzhaber fire Chip Kelly because he dreams of championships? Maybe a perfectly equal 6-6 record would be more appropriate for the State of Mediocrity?

Lariviere was terminated officially for insubordination. He dared to pay his faculty members what they deserved to stop the flight of talent from the University of Oregon. This action did not sit well with Governor Kitzhaber and the board. Rarely is being a lone ranger ever rewarded.

Having worked for a governor (not Kitzhaber) for eight years, I understand completely the role of a state’s chief executive and the power of the purse strings…that power is subsiding. A generation ago, 25 percent of the funding for the University of Oregon came from Salem; today that figure is a single-digit. 

In the end, President Lariviere dared greatly. He lived the words of Teddy Roosevelt when it comes to competing in the arena. I can’t say the same for Governor Kitzhaber.

“It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.” – Teddy Roosevelt

http://www.washington.edu/tools/universities.html

http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-colleges/rankings/national-universities/top-public

If I had a dollar for every time a colleague came up to me and suggested that I perform some public relations magic that overcomes a well-chronicled FUBAR, I would be a very rich hombre.

Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the implied compliment. It is just in certain cases there comes a point when a debacle has passed the point of PR no return. The party in question cannot be saved by effective use of strategic communications. Instead, the situation requires an outright miracle…and PR pros cannot walk on water or change water into wine (even though some egos will claim they have these powers in the name of billable hours).

Former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky is one of these cases. Even prison inmates have a caste system, and child molesters are the low-of-the-low. Even though this sounds cruel, his life is over. He cannot be saved with an infinite amount of spin or even divine intervention.

A less egregious case (alleged child molestation is hard to surpass when it comes to despicability) is former New York Rep. Anthony Weiner. What was he thinking when he decided to tweet his junk to coeds across the fruited plain? Do you think any self-respecting public relations pro would want to develop an Anthony Weiner comeback campaign? Hmmm…Let’s start with an appearance on “The O’Reilly Factor”…that will garner some media attention. Maybe Jon Stewart and “60 Minutes” will be interested as well?

There are literally dozens of other instances in which the public relations atrocity is beyond the pale. The individual or individuals simply cannot be rescued, and in most cases they do not deserve to be saved. Mike Tyson bit off the ear of Evander Holyfield; OJ Simpson dodged the law once, but failed the second time and remains in the slam; Dominic Strauss-Kahn may have been acquitted, but the image of him charging buck naked at a hotel chamber maid is frankly too much to even imagine. Texas Governor Rick Perry’s nationally televised brain fart, not remembering the third federal department he wants to abolish (that would be the Department of Energy, guvnah), cannot be spun into a positive. Pass the chicken salad.

Having acknowledged that certain people do not deserve to be saved (my list above is way too short, but you get the idea), there are some cases in which time can serve as a healer. For those of you mature enough to remember, Richard Nixon gave his “last press conference” in 1962, was elected president six years later and then resigned in disgrace six years after that. His career was the ultimate Dow Joneser from a public relations standpoint.

How many wrote off golf superstar Tiger Woods after his 19th hole activities with a bevy of beauties was revealed? He lost his personal PR campaign to save his marriage, but the focus has returned to his golf game and his place among the best players ever to play in the sport’s grand slam tournaments.

Kim Kardashian’s 72-day “marriage” to basketball stud Kris Humphries (seemed like 10 minutes) will only contribute to her attention-society persona and her handlers will figure out even more intriguing ways to cater to the those obsessed with le affaire of the Thirty-Mile Zone.

Today, we all read about the failure of the congressional super committee to tame the nation’s $15 trillion deficit. The market responded by selling off to the tune of 248 points, but one suspects this stalemate was already baked into the numbers. Now it is time for the blame game between the talking heads of both parties.

One of the key methodologies of crisis communications is to immediately point to the future, making today’s bad news, old news. “Yes, yes, the super committee was hopelessly deadlocked, but we still have a whopping deficit…so what should we do about it?” Keep in mind that those that trade in information (e.g. editors, reporters, correspondents, bloggers, analysts, commentators) always want to know what comes next (e.g. what will the market do tomorrow, next week, next month, next year). Once one presidential election is in the books, the question is who will win four years later? Hmmm…you just won the world title, can you repeat?…

As a society our memories are relatively short. Richard Nixon had a future after losing to Pat Brown in 1962. Tiger Woods has another tournament to play. Mizz Kardashian has another party to make an appearance and what will she not be wearing? There is even a future for AH-Nold Schwarzenegger and his over-eager Schlange, just not in politics. Will POTUS convene another deficit reduction committee? Wasn’t his jobs bill expected to be funded by “savings” identified by the congressional deficit-reduction committee? Sorry for the digression.

And then there is Jerry Sandusky. Everyone deserves a fair trial. He will have an attorney, and his day in court. For him, there is most likely a prison cell and the people who already live in the same penitentiary, and they don’t like those who molest children. There will be no one to give him PR advice, because quite frankly (if proven beyond a reasonable doubt to be guilty) he does not deserve PR counsel…let alone miracle workers.

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